Caitlin > Recent Status Updates

You know, I feel I should be mad that we’re bringing Quan back into the mix, and that it’s been set up as Imani vs Carl and Donut— and I am a bit— but I’m far more relieved that there’s MAYBE (hopefully 😭) a chance Imani can get to the next floor this way

Poor Imani 😭😭😭 I swear if she dies after making it this far I will not be okay

That was… a lot to process. But now I have more info for the Agatha theories 👀

IM SCARED IM SCARED IM SCARED WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY JUST “DISAPPEARED” AND NOT EVEN THE AI KNOWS WHATS GOING ON???

“Business as usual” yea right yall are shitting your pants right now. I’m scaredddddddd

You tell him Louis!! Let them have Christmas Carl!

Alright I absolutely hated Bea before, and I really didn’t need much else to hate on her for, but what Carl just found out?!? ARE WE FOR REAL?? AND SHES STILL OUT THERE?? GET HER IN THE DUNGEON NOW I NEED HER GONE

I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared

Oh I really don’t like the implications of this setup here

Oh Carl I thought we’d learned by now not to piss of the AI

I desperately need more of Donut’s perspective in this book. With her being the deck master, I want to know what’s going on in her mind, because for once Carl is not the one who’s fully locked in.
Also, Donut becoming the card game nerd was not on my bingo card. She rocks it tho.

What in your right mind made you think combining asojano and uzi would be a good idea?? In what world???

I…. Don’t understand half of what Odette was just trying to say. But the pieces keep dropping.
Also, reading this really sad and heartfelt scene on a bus? Don’t recommend

Iiiiinteresting turn of events… I’m intrigued about the Baroness

My mind can’t even begin to comprehend all that just happened. The puzzle continues to grow bigger and somehow at some point became like six-dimensional and I genuinely don’t know how Dinniman keeps this all straight

Wait, their lawyer advised to ban his own clients? Why?? And who’s they?? The AI?? And the husband supposedly is contracting them to kill his own wife? What?? None of this makes sense 😭

Shit shit shit shit shit I already didn’t like that they needed to kill her but now all this and she has a (what could maybe? Even for an NPC?) real family? 😭😭😭😭

“Master of cheeseball motivational speeches.”

I’m genuinely terrified 🕷️

I’m growing more and more concerned about the AI… but maybe it’s going crazy in a way that could work for us based on that THREE PAGE LONG RANT we just got?

JUICE BOXXXXX YAS GIRL NPC REVOLUTION

“Don’t test me.” I’ll be honest, I was NOT expecting Cascadia to jump in for real, that was an insane twist. It almost makes me feel a little bad, she’s gotta be way past her last nerve.

Why must you insist on making every impossible task more impossible Dinniman??

That was disgusting. More so than most of what is in these books, and there’s a LOT

Well shit this is gonna be the whole rest of the book now ain’t it?

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Also, we had it alllll wrong. What do you mean Sister Ines is the one who was the prisoner and not the other way around???? Not the plot twist I was expecting at all

I don’t like where this is goingggggg

Im scareeeddddddddd

That was all levels of messed up. What is Rosetta trying to say? How does the stupid Plenty guy pick up on it? How is he HERE anyway?? And poor Zev is so overworked rn. Don’t even get me started on Carl, that man is way overdue for an emotional breakdown, having a SHOW SEGMENT about his parents is the last thing he needs!! 😒

YAS we get to actually meet a former crawler from the anarchist book!!!