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it's giving flora, fauna, and merryweather

teeth clenched, lips pursed, face blank: *screaming*

I need this to be a movie.

Oh god I know what the garden is and I know why Evander is no longer hungry.

This isn't labelled as romance, so I'm not gonna hope for a HEA, but my god please let this not be a tragedy Drews I'm begging

I just love how everyone's named after poisonous foliage like ugh yes the blur of vegetation and flesh? Shut up it's making me sick (*enthusiastically)

This is only my second CG Drews book and they're looking like an insta-buy kinda author for me.

Here's hoping this hits the mark 😭🙏🏼✨

There's honestly no other description for CG Drew's writing except *juicy*

Biggest plot twist is Agnes using a cat as a grenade 😭

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but if you're making a point that a customer service robot (she/her) having well-endowed breasts is functionless and creepy because of the correlation of aesthetics and pleasing customers, why is there an entire scene of someone flicking her nipples while she's getting them removed? What is that detail supposed to signal to me??

I have to say, though it takes *heavily* from Howl's Moving Castle (close to outright plagiarism sometimes), it does so 'correctly' in that the foundation ideas are all there, I can already tell what the twist is going to be because it's how it goes for Sophie ... Still feeling mixed about it.

Hm

0 plot 100 vibes

Yannick: Havelock I've missed you let me hug you!
Havelock: I will tolerate this for exactly three secONDS THATS ENOUGH!
Me: He's a cat Your Honour!

The author has made Agnes so inconsistent emotionally and intellectually that it's getting in the way of the plot :(

the art style makes me want to eat a croissant and drink Turkish coffee and smoke a cigarette on a balcony in Beirut because I refuse to be in Paris again

I'm trying so hard not to give up

I can't stand stupid mcs...

Fawcett: hear me out, I'm going to write Howl's Moving Castle, but he's Parisian and there are cats.

Full offense (excited), but this is giving Howl's Moving Castle and I cannot wait to devour this

Agnes and her cats have my full attention and it's been 6 pages.

aaayyyy let the trauma begin 😭😭

Full offense to Blood Over Bright Haven, but this book did in 3 paragraphs with more empathy, sensitivity, and understanding what that book couldn't do in its entirety

I'm almost a third through it, nothings happened, and they met each other a grand total of 3 times before they confess their undying love for each other I'm thinking of DNFing