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May love like this never find me.

What the actual fuck?

Based solely on how the narrator pronounced the 3s and 5s, a 5 star audiobook.

So there is or isn't there a unicorn?

Anne of Brittany 🤩

I dont care she's a succubus or whatever, having your mc describe his mother as lithe, mesmerising, soft lush mouthed, and the intoxicating SMELL her BODY
Ick. Dnfing for now.

"Very tall slender inhumanly beautiful woman, reddish hair curled past her full hips complementing her flawless skin and lush full blood red lips."
"Hello my son."
????!?!?!????!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?! WHY IS HER SON DESCRIBING HER HIPS AND LIPS I DONT FUCKING GET IT. JESUS CHRIST it's enough to make me stop reading.

Do male authors know they can write female characters without mentioning how visible their nipples are?

Love when two people have trust issues and it causes them bodily harm. Delicious.

Uuuuuuhhh ... this series has over 20 books ... 🙃

Dresden/Murphy is Jane/Lisbon and it's a dynamic that's basically a kink for me at this point

Love a good séance in the middle of a murder investigation its just so tasty, so fun

I'm trying really hard to focus on the mystery but I keep getting distracted by all the author's atrocious focus on how attractive women find him, it's almost juvenile ... it helps to imagine our mc as Jane from The Mentalist but good god

I'm dizzy

How I feel about this whole series is that the plots are always convenient

I feel, so far, the same way about this book as I did about the previous two in the series. Eh.
But *Mary Jane Wells* speaking *WELSH* just 😩😚🤌🏻✨

Mary Jane Wells is the vocal equivalent of an octopus head massager

*looking around excitedly: I'm so confused!

if anything tells me I might have problems it's coming face to face with fluffy romances

Always a late summer moment where I start to miss the rain so here I am, reading a rainy romance if 😗

no idea what's going on, love it

The Frankenstein quote was a nice touch

The kind of writing where it feels like useless details until its not, then it's all relevant

That's some world building

Eden from Sky! Eeedddeeeeeennnn!!!

love a trickster figure