Zsofia Polgar > Recent Status Updates

this might be because im not native english but every time tessa dare refers to men’s stubble as “whiskers” during these intense romantic scenes (which is every time for some reason) i just imagine sifu from kung fu panda

wait which guy are we rooting for now?

its reading my bf’s fave book time except i know the whole plot because (1) he told me it completely spoiler-full and (2) we just saw the movie. but i have to say this is such a cute heartfelt story im still able to enjoy it (:

this is supposed to he catherine walsh’s least funny and most serious book and in still cackling out loud at parts. gonna check out the rest of her work FOR SURE

i guess after my brief (and very enjoyable) sojourn into dramione fanfics this was inevitable

what the heck is happening😭😭 this book is such a hot mess omg. if we didnt have ACOTAR 6-7 confirmations i would have dnf’d already pahh

oh ilya, my queer hockey yoda😭

aaand we keep going! because once i get hyperfixated there’s no stopping

(the autistic little girl in my brain who read twilight in one summer break at the age of 11 feels so blessed to live in the world where there’s an unlimited supply of these types of books)

status update: officially reaching elsie silver-ali hazelwood-cat sebastian level obsession with rachel reid’s books. oops.

*locks kindle*
*stands up*
*walks outside to touch some grass*

i’m down for a lot of kinky shit in these books but slapping someone on their private parts ????? hell no 😭

OH COME ON BRYCE

the fact that the most interesting character in these books is someone who DIES IN CHAPTER ONE OF BOOK ONE and is DEAD THIS WHOLE TIME is frankly, alarming

my last elsie silver series because nothing compares😭

oh god i guess we’re doing this now

petition for all authors out there: can we stop writing books whose plot takes place in ONE DAY
otherwise im having fun!! but there’s just not enough hours in one day for all this to happen like come on

ayyyy this was going so well but im getting weird vibes

thanks heated rivalry for putting me back in my queer romance era

cute cute cute cute cute

only audiobook you say? pff *pirates pdf*
im sorry but i need to read at my pace with MY EYES to be able to enjoy🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ and since its ali hazelwood enjoy i will

[reka olvasod mar a love hypothesist remelem igen?!!]

this makes me want to rewatch supernatural (again)
also the 70% low point is real with this one. still really enjoyed the first half so im going to finish hut def not a five star even though for the first half there it really seemed like it would be :((

reading this as someone who was obsessed with supernatural in the early 2010s is so validating

god has given me eyes and i have abused them