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I keep forgetting eoin's side hustle is teaching kids about climate change

what's artemis's opinion on irish unification

wow he got over his ptsd and suicidal ideation quickly

Hello, IT, have you tried turning it off and on again

Changing my mind I hope he's not a Gary Stu bc he's dumb af

he's a little Gary Stu but I'll let it slide for now

you could tell moran was gonna be evil bc he went to eton

you could tell moran was gonna be evil bc he went to eton

rip Margaret Atwood, you would have loved liveleak

rather women-hating for (what should be) an anti-patriarchy book...praying the other shoe will drop

"do you have moments when you feel...like Pluto way out there on its own, rather observing the workings of the galaxy from a distance?" did you mean the solar system??? 😭😭😭 JAIL

Higgs field in my postapocalyptic dystopia??

why does everyone in this book have a bowl cut

volyova thinks the inhibitors are gonna get her but it's actually gonna be the lung cancer

"the ellipses and knots resembled geodesic contours of highly stressed spacetime" it's not as bad as cantilever bridge mustache but you're toeing the line al

if my dad told me his number one preferred method of disposal was for me to risk my own life to drop his corpse into a gas giant I would say...we're gonna have to go with your number two

its not lookin good gang

honk shoo mimimimi

death battle!!! me vs this fucking thing

you ever read a book that does women so bad you feel sympathy for the author's wife

awwwh he brainwashed her how romantic 🥰🥰

In retrospect, my plan to fluster an astronaut by throwing extreme situations at him may have been flawed

I'm so fucking scared

ik there's much bigger mysteries but where'd the apocryphal man find a suit

wuh oh watch out she's ~feisty~, also genuinely tickled by monopoly reference and the irregular eye sizes

please be more 1984 than the giver please please please please please

can't doomscroll xkcd bc my chains are running, time to doomscroll xkcd in book form

yall really gonna let Mitchell reheat orwell's nachos like that??