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"do you have moments when you feel...like Pluto way out there on its own, rather observing the workings of the galaxy from a distance?" did you mean the solar system??? 😭😭😭 JAIL

Higgs field in my postapocalyptic dystopia??

why does everyone in this book have a bowl cut

volyova thinks the inhibitors are gonna get her but it's actually gonna be the lung cancer

"the ellipses and knots resembled geodesic contours of highly stressed spacetime" it's not as bad as cantilever bridge mustache but you're toeing the line al

if my dad told me his number one preferred method of disposal was for me to risk my own life to drop his corpse into a gas giant I would say...we're gonna have to go with your number two

its not lookin good gang

honk shoo mimimimi

death battle!!! me vs this fucking thing

you ever read a book that does women so bad you feel sympathy for the author's wife

awwwh he brainwashed her how romantic 🥰🥰

In retrospect, my plan to fluster an astronaut by throwing extreme situations at him may have been flawed

I'm so fucking scared

ik there's much bigger mysteries but where'd the apocryphal man find a suit

wuh oh watch out she's ~feisty~, also genuinely tickled by monopoly reference and the irregular eye sizes

please be more 1984 than the giver please please please please please

can't doomscroll xkcd bc my chains are running, time to doomscroll xkcd in book form

yall really gonna let Mitchell reheat orwell's nachos like that??

starting to have horrible déjà vu then remembered that time I read house of leaves (derogatory)

do you know how much of a miserable blighter you have to be to bum ME out???

high school French coming in so clutch rn

feeling so smart for thinking "what if Adam just has anxiety" and finding out im right

I'll either love or hate this book, you'll be hearing from me either way

fingers blue, brain off, wait why did I pick this book to read rn

it's been 6 hours since I updated, I double dog dare you to guess how many plots my poor, crusty, throttling (m3, 2025) computer has done...TWO. oh book's fine ig, you ever think you're reading a book about 2000's gangs and then get reminded of the horror of the holocaust

god bless xspec for being so bloody slow that I can read this while "working" (not god bless xspec, I gave you 4 CORES why is it still taking AN HOUR PER PLOT)

"aimes-tu le jazz?" omg bee movie reference

rosalind and orion don't understand that phoebe got that shit ON