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please let me understand this oh please oh please

Foreword author: when teenagers read this book, they get [this from it], but when you're an adult you get [this deeper meaning]!
Me, who got the [adult meaning] when I was a teenager: well I guess im just...better than you 🤷‍♀️💅

*hides my suspiciously Dutch-shaped ancestry*

clenching so hard rn

the real loser here is farmer noack, poor guy just wanted to grow a fruit farm and make a nice lil house for his family 💔

"He skipped the opening parade of athletes, where Hitler was feted. Lunn would later be commended for his refusal to celebrate the Nazi dictator, but he called the praise 'totally undeserved. I happen not to like marching about.'" Iconic

what's 9+10

supporting local authors 💅

here's hoping I don't sob over Justin this time

macho men not interpret fight club wrong challenge

bored as fuck and vaguely unsettled

snnrrr honk shooo mimimi

Dude I think they're in lesbians with each other

"Lurking in the heart of every girl (even when she is grown up) is the image of Prince Charming on his white horse coming to wake up the beautiful princess with her first kiss of love" somebody tell bro I didn't get the memo

You keep my veggietales' name out of your fucking mouth

not sure I trust mr handsome (prob just paranoid)

bracing myself for Anubis introduction the way I'd brace myself against a grenade (with great anxiety and the knowledge that it doesn't help at all)

hot girls know this is the second best riordan series

Rachael saying "I had to play dumb" and annabeth immediately going "was it hard??" is why she's my favorite

mrw the SAT Sphinx says "the square root of 16 is 4" is right 😶

who up stabbing they SAT proctor

Careful ray if you throw too many strays at modern art you'll lose me

the last time I read this, ai didn't exist. I wonder what I'll think of its predictions now...