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i don't know why people say you can learn a lot about someone from their internet history. no, check their goodreads shelves. you can tell who is horny, who is a mess and who is knee-deep in credit card debt bc of their book spending habit

wtf this is terrifying

no sleep for the wicked until the wicked have to go to work the next day and regret the book they read.

convinced my ex-boyfriend modeled his behaviour after trevor OR trevor is modeled after my ex-boyfriend.

chicken or the egg kind of thing

why do some people treat this site like it’s tinder? i’m here because i only want to date draco malfoy or nothing. you’d have more luck with a wall than me

the greeks are my version of keeping up with the kardashians

betting my poodles this will be so good. you can just tell. look at the cover? the title?

because i spend my work-time editing, i refuse to edit my own reviews on principle so if you see a typo or grammatical error? no you didn't. i don't know what you're talking about.

if you're still reading then my gaslighting hasn't worked so okay i'll edit them eventually.

this is giving elle woods if she had a mean gf

google home system but give it a romance arc ✨

please forgive any annoying updates!! my ocd demands i edit my reviews to make them match

okay goodreads is clearly taking a mental health day

perfect book for people who have bad taste in their significant others. this will make you feel so much better!

this book is triggering my gag reflex but i still love it

i was promised dark academia but this is just five-dime hogwarts 😭 i’m not vibing with this at all. i’m also so confused by everything and feel like a simpleton which my ego just can’t suffer

this dude is probably the closest living relation to an ape with all of his grunting, hairiness and thick-headedness. saying this, i’m probably still attracted unfortunately

this is so so cute, i wasn't expecting to love the chemistry so much and wyatt is SO CUTE. yes, i have a limited vocabulary and can't say anything other than cute

this book is giving me palpitations i'm so anxious. or that's the ritalin idk but this is fking scary

I didn’t sign up for an environmental science infomercial. I already live with two of those pls

hello 🦧🐡🐙🐳 I’m currently floundering trying to find good romantic suspense/thriller novels and would really appreciate any prospective suggestions please if anyone has any 🦖

in my mind the most capital offense a writer can commit is writing a stupid story (okay not literally). This story is stupid. Why is a 15 year old being inducted into a secret service simply because she got caught picking a lock? There are YouTube tutorials even my dogs could follow for that. And why, if she’s a super spy, can she not observe people correctly? I feel like that’s key to being a good spy

why is it so satisfying when you love a book that got horrible goodreads reviews

I think I’m a curmudgeon because I’ve read cereal boxes with more romantic appeal to me

I don’t think I’ve ever hated a main character as much as I hate tamsin. She’s just a terrible person all around and reading everything from her POV is so painful

panic adding as many fanfics as possible as I’ve noticed they’re being removed 😭 I literally never add them here and I’ve started to pay for it

Buddy reading with Noa!!! 🦭

at this point I’m just reading everything holly black

I’d probably read her shopping list happily too

I’m 99% sure I actually read this in second grade but I don’t remember it being this funny just terrifying

I feel like someone’s grandmother on the internet nowadays - what does the (insert someone’s name) version mean? is it a trend? like a Taylor Swift thing?

so many people told me this was bad but I love this so far 😭 I would like to volunteer as tribute to be Gavriel’s anemic personal blood drive