Emma > Recent Status Updates

“I think most writers are crazy ‘cause they sit in their rooms all the time and scribble down stuff no one wants to read and they don’t fuck.”

“Silence fell on the table like a bad simile.”

give us room even to let a fart God or do the least thing better yes hold them like that a bit on my side piano quietly sweeeee there’s that train

Open thy mouth and put thy foot in it.

She kicked the bucket. (Tears of molten butter fall from his eyes into the scone.)

Dr. Bloom is bisexually abnormal he has recently escaped from Dr. Eustace’s private asylum for demented gentlemen

(A crowd of sluts and ragamuffins surges forward)

Bless me, I’m all of a wibblywobbly.

(hoik! phthook!)

As said before he ate with relish the inner organs, nutty gizzards

As you lay in your mulberrycoloured, multicoloured, multitudinous vomit

I think this is actually too gruesome for me to get through???

Some of my goodreads updates are just veiled cries for help

this is my new favorite book