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Omg bloc party silent alarm mentioned 🥳

LITERALLY JAW DROPPED ALREADY HAHAHA i assume this is gonna be good

MY BOY SZETH!!!!!!!

Dnf for now im so incredibly bored with this still and my library hold is expiring HAHA

This is truly so badly written, are you guys all okay? How is this popular

UghhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 it's just Temeraire for coworkers. Imagine a book with zero subtext or metaphor just straight up fucking (TWICE ALREADY) and all main characters being nepo baby chosen ones. It's not fair for me to shittalk if i havent read it so here we are.

This is the first time a woman has been mentioned in this book LOL besides a Machiavelli quote about lady fortune needing to be "beat and battered"

Is it? A federal law? To constantly mention and describe (minors') genetalia in American fiction books? Like MUST WE???? Jfc

Disgusting. Gross. Seek therapy. Fucking sick of suffering porn. And also real porn.

Hating this, knew I would hate it. Aside from the story which I'm not enjoying, the translation is awkward, even though we all know this is the new and improved version. Aside from the translation, I'm doing the audiobook and this reader both has a lisp and also reads really stilted like he got called on in English class. All around flop so far

Regretting picking audiobook for this one cause this lady reads like she's out of breath the whole time

Yeaaahhhh so far maybe this book was written for me

*use lol

Ise the word careen one more time, i dare you

Ambitious :/ (derogatory) very much giving "first world building exercise"

Why did Oprah make a prequel the book club book. A prequel is basically a sequel and how could I have read the first one first

🥱🥱🥱🥱 my god

PK Fire 😔 not good yet but certainly ambitious

I can tell a man wrote this because the women keep having one lock of hair slip out of their hair tie to dangle in their face LMAOOO

Help this is so funny what the fuck

I will die on this hill but a completely mundane book where characters talk to the ghosts of their ancestors SHOULD NOT BE CATEGORIZED IN FANTASY!!! That's normal fiction! Bye!!

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO LOUD RIGHT NOW???

GAY HIPPO COWBOYS?????

NORMALIZE LOOKING UP HOW TO PRONOUNCE WORDS YOU DONT KNOW IF YOUR JOB IS READING WORDS OUT LOUD!!!!!!

Audiobook readers vs korean words. Authors vs having all korean characters end their sentences in "ne?" 🙄🙄

Loooooool i dont think thats what baby momma means???

Hahahahaa what the fuck. Googled the author halfway through the book bc its so distinctly a white author writing a Chinese kung fu girl main character hahahaha

WAIT IM LOVING THIS