It stings a hundred times more than the urinary tract infection I caught when that dead kangaroo forced me to stop the car and fuck it on the road side. ~ Simon Mchardy, Perceptual Disturbances.
Damn, I wish I had thought of that one first 😂😂😂
All stories so far are five solid stars ❤️
— Aug 11, 2021 01:29AM
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