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On God if I was a student at Hogwarts I would’ve gotten expelled for throwing hands with Umbridge

I wrote a sizzling and sensational memoir as a joke but have no idea how to add the book to Good Reads because this app was designed by an autistic chimpanzee. Just want everyone to know the book exists 🫡

Here’s the Goodreads outlook for 2025:
- biographies are back
- let’s create some friction with some fiction
- if you read Colleen Hoover I’m just gonna assume you’re horny
- childhood literature is the new frontier, let’s explore

Banger quote: “When we move too quickly through life we tend to make poorer decisions, we often prioritize wrong things, and we can begin to equate our very selves with the status we have achieved… in none of those modes of unreflective living is there space to say “The LORD is my shepherd; I lack nothing”

Banger quote: “I had begun to trust my ever fluctuating emotions over the word of God… I was trusting in my feelings and my own experiences over trusting in the security of my savior. My thoughts were racing ahead to try to control the future instead of living for today and trusting my loving Father would take care of the future for me.”