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wait i didn't expect this to have a feminist theme but good for you MS. Greenwood!

wait I thought the nightmare card is the love interest???? noooooooo i don't want a generic captain of the guards ML just like any other romantasys in the world... i want a shadow monster dog who's also a cynical and sarcastic man that lives in your head for years😭😭 rachel wth

No fucking way...........WHAT????!!

also ever since i saw someone said that they pictured lucien as mad eye moody from harry potter cus the metal eye, i cannot unsee it💔what a werid ass choice Sarah.. it could just easily be an eye patch and every will be fine.

i think sjm has taken control of me cus what do you mean i was craving this book and also the next book in the throne of glass series

……what the.........

blessing, an actual blessing from the god that is sjm herself to the chaol x celaena girlies😇 this fucking book....aaaaaaa！

o i love chaol and celaena's friendship so so so much🥺

his humor sense is so lorelai😂😂

????WTF

ugh brother UGHHHH🤢

a romance-reading gay mafia crime boss😂😂😂things that can only come true in a world created by women and i love it

dude I get that you want to make detectives and better your dad, but pimping yourself out to a mafia man you met two seconds ago is really the way?? hum idk😂

i think fonda hates older brothers. and she also hates me for liking the older brother😇 seriously why are you doing this to me...and do it twice...!! imma gonna hang myself im not joking

oh Fonda you just love to throw some bombs at the 50% mark don't you... i honestly don't know how can we get out of this im so scared

when someone has a perfectly peace life and is surrounded by loved ones, but it's the beginning of the first book in a fantasy series:

quit my job + just got home from traveling, oh I'm so back babies!!!

captivating as hell..also a lot darker than i thought

i can't with this... gurl!! are you dumb??!

i know dorian and celaena won't end up together but they're sooo cute in this one🥺 love their banter

i love celaena and chaol's friendship so much🥺🥺my babies…ughh this book is so good!!

ahh, the classic 2010s "not like the other girls". nostalgic nostalgic

i really like this book so far but girl if you don't shut up about how tall/big of a man hayden is i might fking lose it. Seriously, did EH got possessed by ghost of ali hazelwood's past while writing this book or something???

😋😋😋😋

why is this book so angsty...!!! girl i thought this will be a silly goofy fun summer romance but now all i have is PAIN 💔. the angst and yearning is really good yes but did the universe just take delights in my suffering or what😫

oh no... i hate the male narrator's voice😫

ali my lord and savior i need you right nowwwwww

we have a team and we have a plan, let's fucking gooooo!!