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i can’t believe i’m filled with such deep hatred for this 12 year old

althea continues to get dumber every moment omfg girlllll GET A GRIP!!!!

giving this a shot but if i don’t feel engrossed by like 33% im gonna give up and read a synopsis

the only character i like just made the dumbest decision possible MANNNNNN

is it morally wrong to hope that a child gets beaten bc she’s sooooo annoying

this is so slow….why am i supposed to read this before going back to books about the fool (and sure maybe also fitz)

WAIT FITZFOOL KISSED FOR REAL????????

i love fitz but no way he is THE hottest bachelor in the six duchies bc why is everyone in love with him

(bella from twilight voice) YOU NAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE STINGING NETTLE PLANT?!

“Your life was more than half of mine, you see. It was in the interweaving of our doings that I existed” is so romantic actually

fitzchivalry farseer has suffered more than jesus christ (and coincidentally has also been resurrected like the big JC)

i wish i could telepathically communicate with percy but i know she would be so annoying

“I can’t seem to make a good decision lately.” “I’d concur with that.” FITZ YOU ARE GETTING DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT POSSIBLE

not gonna have time to write a review for this one i need to immediately start the next book

i cannot be held responsible for my actions if (REDACTED) dies

omg DRAMAAAAAAA 👀

so far this entire book is just fitz making the worst decisions any human being has ever made

really enjoying the fitz romance subplot (not the boring girl he’s in love with, the strange homoerotic love-hate friendship he has with the fool)

giggling at the idea of the fool talking in a squeaky rat voice

fitz and the fool being best friends is so healing

building my case that burrich and fitz’s dad had something gay going on

“i wince to think of the price willingly paid for loving me” FITZ YOURE MAKING ME WANT TO CRY ALREADY

WHAT

“there is much of your father in you. so would he have said, i am sure” why did this make me want to cry

summary of this book so far: everyone has daddy issues

wait why am i about to cry

anyone who has positive feelings about ali hazelwood should be banned from reading

really enjoying the book but i can’t get over how insane the name FitzChivalry Farseer is

going a little too heavy handed on the american war industrial complex like we get it

this is just boring