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“I know dogs pee on their territory. Cats too. If I could figure out how to do it without being thoroughly disgusting, I would”

Ew. I already know I don’t like this one 😖

» I had no idea how Mrs. Putnam even knows a recipe for the dish. It’s not as if she’s ever made it for me. “Wait, why don’t you cook like this for me?”
She snorts a laugh. “Because your favorite foods are domination and revenge. Neither of those are on the menu here.” «

I OFFICIALLY LOVE MRS. PUTNAM! 😂♥️