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"Just remember Hobart's rule: R = V + or - H, where H is Hobart's constant. In the common tongue; any given worth of reality can only be swapped for the equivalent worth of Vurtuality, plus or minus 0.267125 of the original worth."

Obviously!

Robot AL-76 Goes Astray ⭐⭐⭐

Huh?! 🤨

Huh?! 🤨

- Think! ⭐⭐⭐
- True Love ⭐⭐⭐

- Someday ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Point of view ⭐⭐⭐

Someday is so actual... I talked about the same problem at work today 😑

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"Promises were as reliable as dust, between these walls. Why make promises the house had no intention of keeping? It was a waste of everybody's time, as he was well aware. The house would decide who became lost, and who remained found, just as it always had."

"Was it even that conscious of an event? Or was the house simply lost in its own reverie?"

"We will finish the tour when the house decides. Not before, or after."

- A Boy's Best Friend: ⭐ too short
- Sally: ⭐⭐⭐

"It was almost as if the rat were studying him, looking deep into his mind, a cold hate stabbing its way through."

"Now, is there definite proof the Black rat was involved in this terrible business?’

Pender stared at him in disbelief. ‘No,’ he said deliberately. ‘I believe there’s a tribe of cannibals living in this forest and last night or some time this morning, they decided on a little feast.’"

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"Technically, I shared the yard with the other occupants of our building, but nobody ever went out there but me. In nice weather, I liked to lie down in the grass and listen to the power lines hum and thrum overhead."

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"Where do you work? they said.

I work at a factory.

What kind of a factory? some of them said.

We make metal parts, I said to them.

Metal parts for what? said one guy one time.

For the insides of miniature toilets, I said to him, going off script [...]"

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"It's not against any law I know of to stand or to pee your pants in a jewelry store which serves free coffee downtown while a watchmaker stands nearby, polishing watches."

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(except for Carbon Monoxide 😴)

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🚲🪛🔧🃏♠️♠️😱

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