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"and the world watched as the reign of Jesus Christ began."

Is John Bruni still alive? I guess an army of islamists is looking for him 🫣 That guy is either insanely bold ... or insanely suicidal 😅

Incroyable 😂 Je suis fan 🤩

"J'aime mieux Jonathan
Que le Duc des Vitamines
Il est moins intelligent
Mais il a meilleure mine."

That's creepy ^^

Yeah, right ... Errr, we'll see ...

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"Regardless, it was the sound of someone dying, and it wasn't time to join them."

"They're coming. No more overthinking. Protect Bill and Carol. Protect yourself. Keep moving."

"Kids are dumb."

"Super dumb."

"You think we're still dumb right now? But, like, less dumb?"

"Probably. You're definitely dumb. I'm borderline brain-dead. Like, why are we standing in a pitch-black cave right now, talking about magic dolphins?"

Not convinced yet

"The fear that passed between them was a fear that other parents had known: the first realization that there was something wrong with their child."

"Ninety- nine- point- nine percent of all the species that ever lived on this planet were extinct before our ancestors even discovered fire. Extinction is the rule of life, not the exception. Humankind doesn't get a special exemption, Madam President."

"It was as if God had picked up a graveyard, turned it upside down and rattled it, scattering the dead like a child dumping out a box of toys."

"Bullshitting and suits went hand in hand."

"Skunky: Jeff's word for a superstitious belief that if something didn't feel right, it was bound to go wrong."

"I don't care if you saved the world once, twice, or fifty fucking times [...] your job isn't done."