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DERRICK IS A FELLOW SAN JOSE SHARKS HATER RAHHHHH

neil 🤝 jean, sending all of the world’s reporters after them and forcing their respective teams to up campus security 1000x

WHAT are we doing here.

i’m actually crying diomedes was NOT feared by the gods and neither was achilles. also how many times are we gonna bring up jesus?

if harlow donne was a real person he would enrage the hell out of me. what do you mean this fragment chronologically goes after the next two but you placed it before because it was “the first fragment i discovered”???? you’re FIRED!!!

sorry gail love you but me personally *i* would let my hypothetical husband ramble about ancient greece. “i sense a lecture coming” smh you’re just mad because a man has hobbies and passions

school started but i’m still here reading aftg…

“i did.” ANDREW NEVER SPEAK A WORD TO ME AGAIN

i was gonna say no way in HELL ichirou, but then i realized 20% of $3 million is still $600k. you know what sure. sell yourself out neil. and kevin and jean.

aftg is crazy i can’t believe my most used app last week is my ebook reader app 💔 ← and this doesn’t count the amount of time i spent reading on my actual ereader

oh it actually wasn’t that bad this time!

(neil: *literally on death’s door* me: haha it wasn’t that long this time he was only in that house for less than 1 day 🌚)

me when i have to go back to school in 3 days but neil is being tortured with a knife for the 1000000th time

i’m afraid i’m going to associate the city of baltimore maryland usa with this book forever now

i find it so cool how with recent advancements towards reading the herculaneum scrolls, the plot of this book is totally possible

“i love you” is overrated. “i hate you” is where romance is at!!!

WAR IS OVER

what am i doing with my life.

neil has a martyr complex

i miss andrew girl come back

ONE HUNDRED FIFTY SHOTS ON GOAL?? andrew’s save rate was 0.913 and the foxes still lost by 7 points? what in the carey price

every time i start to forget andrew being 5’0 someone calls him a short slur…

RIKO IS 5’3 TOO?? HAHAHAHA why am i taller than almost all of them

“invented 30 years ago” BYEEE this shit will NEVER be a real sport! to me! exy was literally invented 30 years ago what do you mean it’s super famous & the athletes are on the news all the time & it’s your whole life dudeeee“it’s like lacrosse…but played on a soccer field…but violent like hockey…but ALSO for some reason it’s called a court????”

what? does judith butler think the only biological difference between male and female athletes is their testosterone levels?

great connections between the fear of gender ideology and critical race theory but i kind of…already knew that? who was this chapter written for?

uhhh 性别 is NOT a radical inclusive term and it doesn’t mean gender and in fact it turns sex and gender into one word…also nobody uses 两性 that word has a number in it why would it be used to mean sex/gender…what are we even saying right now

ehhh idk if you can just say “separate gender from financial coercion” that easily. if conservatives use financial coercion to push their ideologies, and progressives don’t do the same thing due to some moral superiority, aren’t we depriving people from living a better life? just to performatively prove that we’re more ethical than the conservatives?

“given that it was western cash that galvanized the anti-gay movement in uganda, one can see how an african country dependent on foreign aid and religious funding is pushed and pulled by the funders […]. one can see why some scholars hold that gender and sexuality conflicts in uganda are ‘proxy wars’ launched by western states.”

woahh this is interesting

i didn’t know pope francis said all that :(((

“many people refer to ‘sex’ as if it is an obvious fact, based on observation. […] consider, however, that sex assignment is not simply an announcement of the sex that an infant is perceived to be; it also communicates a set of adult desires and expectations. […] so sex assignment is not a simple description of anatomical facts, but a way of imagining what they will mean, or should mean.”