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What the absolute fuck, Reggie!? I was just starting to really like you!

If you see what time I updated…. No you didn’t…

“If she is shady then I am flame”

Fucking vortexes

Less than hour to go and I gotta stop to make fucking dinner 🙄

She walks over and throws open the curtains.
“What are you doing?”
“Looking for the flying pigs”
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

I have not stopped laughing. 😂

“I thought you were going back on our deal, Meatball” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The satisfaction gets me every time. Even though I know it’s coming. It still blindsided me with a feeling of relief.

“Your death would be a great inconvenience, given the mission we must complete.”

Men say the sweetest things 🥰

Spent all night chopping a dude up and she isn’t even phased 🤣🤣🤣

So Kaden is a fucking tool bag! And Liam needs to get his head out of his ass. I get it.. gods can have trauma too… but stop being a dick to your friends!

OMG DORIAN!!! Do not scare me like that again. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Still reading. Just wanted to post an update. I can feel the planets aligning 😆😆😆

You do not yield.

And also, Fuck Maeve.

“…a leader’s worth was measured in how they wielded power over the powerless, not the powerful.”

“You can’t go around threatening to kill someone in a foreign court!”
“Now who’s being ridiculous? Of course I can.”
Oh man, do I love these two together. 🥰

“As she shoved the princess, chair and all, into the water.”
🙌🤣

I haven’t updated in a while. But so far I am REALLY liking this. I’m 1000% team Draco. Harry is pissing me off. And I’m only halfway through. That is all for now.

I have been waiting so long to read this. So far I am really enjoying it. I can see why it’s such a popular fanfic.

Ohhh mannnnn. The anticipation of the impending battle is killing me!!!

Also… GO ELIDE!!! 🙌🙌🙌

I loved Nesta and Feyre and Bryce. But I’m not sure any one of them can top Aelin.

Oh man….. I just KNOW Sarah has some sketchy shit up her sleeve

Rowan: “Why didn’t you say something?!”

Um…. Because you were being a dick and disregarding obvious signs of distress 🤦‍♀️🙄

Chaol better get his head out of his ass

Gods, Rowan… I kinda want to scratch your face off too!

You playin’ with fire, Bob.

“If you learn to endure pain you can survive anything”
-The Mute Master, The Assassin’s Blade

I can always find a quote in a book that sticks with me.

I’m a little offended that no one has ever chained up my enemies in a meat freezer.

Fuck Arobynn.

What an evil bitch!!! I hope Aria drowns on her lies, ego, and blood.