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This is NOT a book you can read at the club let me tell you from experience rn

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT IS GOING ON!?

Can't believe I have to work when I want to binge this!!!!

Me: this is so disturbing, it's like Hostel but a book
Also me: *specifically requested the book because it said for fans of Hostel*
Also also me: hit my weed pen, excited to read, thinking about how Hostel was my most surprising movie last year (I loved it)

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!??!?!

These old guys are totally gonna hunt the influencers and the champagne is absolutely poisoned!!!!

Deeply disturbing stuff to be listening to when stoned

Thomas Jefferson said WHAT!?

This book is...overwritten, to say the least.

Thank you to Bindery Books for the eARC via netgalley!! Very excited to read this book

This audiobook narrator is terrible 😭

Somehow this extremely isolated island off the coast of Newfoundland has a direct line to the Vatican. Cmon guys.

This priest is pretty bad at being a priest and not even in a sexy way

Thank you to netgalley and the publisher for the eARC! Mixed thoughts on the book so far

This narrator is going to be the death of me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I am VERY stressed for this girl

I'm from the place where this book is set and I was worried about the accent work because the Newfie dialect can be difficult and well. I was right to be worried.

Rip to a real one!!!!

Im so fucking stressed

Kinda disappointed she hasnt tried to fuck the printer tbh

No wait is part 3 the pov of the PRINTER!?!??!?!

GASP!?

Girl that's your UNCLE

Now things are getting spooky!

wait. Is the roomba going to DIE!?!?!?

Why do I feel like this book is going to make me sob??

This book is almost entirely dialogue and internal monologue. There is no action

I simply cannot listen to a vampire book where his penis is referred to as "vlad's impaler" but I want to know where this goes so I will persevere

Turns out I actually don't know what this book is about at all! Oops! Blame Cedes