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“The eyes of the killed, for the killer, are his calamity if he looks into them. They are the blame of the person he kills.”

“No amount of smooth-brained social acceptance could’ve gotten me to name my daughter something so toothless trendy, something that so desperately shouted ‘pick me!’ as Zoë.” Oh, okay then

They call me a Howarthaholic

Here goes nothing

Waaaaait a minute. Okay. I think I know what’s going on.

Whole house gay

I have to read every lesbian book ever or I die

However amazing you’ve heard this book is, I promise you it’s better

It drives me up the wall when audiobooks narrate the email address, name, and timestamp for every. single. email. during a back and forth sequence 😭

This is sooooo good already, it might get me out of my reading slump

Kid named Carrot

It’ll be going so well and suddenly he’s talking about the biggest mammoth penis Miu’s ever seen, and he loses me. Haruki, please.

Hitchcock’s Rear Window: Ferris Wheel edition

Well that took a turn

It’s not a Murakami novel without an uncomfortable description of a woman’s ears

Feminism: off
Murakami: on

😔

He’s going to khs at the end, isn’t he

These poor children, oh my god this book is going to kill me

Yes I finished this yesterday. Yes I am reading it again. Don’t ask.

Is Stebbins just Garraty’s imaginary friend at this point

Imagine getting shot and killed bc you got blue balls, I’m ctfu

Stephen Kjng HAS to objectify a woman in every chapter or he EXPLODES

Luong being allowed to wear colorful clothes again 🥲🥲 weeping

Listening to this 5 y/o talk about “when I get home” is SO heartbreaking knowing she won’t go back 😭😭 that poor baby

This company is COMICALLY evil at this point. And I’m only halfway through??? There is some genuinely jaw dropping stuff in here, holy fuck

And the audiobook is narrated by him 🥲 this is my therapy, guys.

Oh this is pissing me offfffff

His best book so far, I fear…

His best book so far, I fear…

It’s heartbreaking that the existence of Young Adult books with content this dark is so important. No child should go through what Mary does in this book 💔 already devastated for her and I’m not even halfway through.