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This series is dragging

this is just oh my god

Is he like adam’s brother orrrrrr?

Love love love Raymond

Eleanor makes my insides twitch with cringe

this is the first time ive seen battersea mentioned outside of a jacqueline wilson. gross.

i love the home county slander, fuck the home county bitches who go to uni and say they’re from london😡😡ur so yt

This is a slowburn and a half

Stop is this gna be the grumpy/sunshine trope

I have no idea what lies in the next hundred pages, there aren’t any loose plot points or anything like i might as well stop reading now

Why is Zaf always speaking to himself who does that

Zaf reminds me of an old crush pls

“Orgasms cause endorphins, right?”
“They do.”
“Want one?”
Christ

No thoughts just red

“Not so long ago, that sharpness would’ve jabbed him like a thorn. Now it popped his heart like a balloon, because he knew it meant that she was hurting, and hiding, and dealing with her feelings all alone.”

I love Red

I love Chloe sm

BOY FALLS FIRST BOY FALLS FIRST BOY FALLS FIRST BOY FALLS FIRST BOY FALLS FIRST BOY FALLS FIRST BOY FALLS FIRST BOY FALLS FIRST BOY FALLS FIRST BOY FALLS FIRST

STOP I LOVE HER DAD

Idk how i feel abt this

Wait so he’s from yorkshire then he’s from london? Pick one pls

“And I couldn’t blame him. All my mental health issues were enough trouble, but then I’d gone and broken things off.”
GIRL NO

Usually I don’t like when couples get together so early on but I’ll allow this

but alas he had ten times the arrogance of adonis and fifty times the self love of narcissu

I like this a lot

I hope there aren’t any flashbacks, that would be too much for me handle to be honest

HE CAME HIS PANTS EW WHAT A CREEP