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Elle is on page 311 of 450 of Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Carl thinks he is going through the worst of it, and then everyone around him starts talking about gossip girl 🤣

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Elle is on page 62 of 450 of Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

I don't know if I wanna hear how my cat would sound or not tbh

— Nov 04, 2026 03:52AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 41 of 450 of Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

I am so glad I'm active on social media and I've read the hunger games because this whole world makes sense to my adhd brain 🤣

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Elle is on page 20 of 450 of Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

I think I've heard the phrase "new achievement award" more than my own name at this point

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Elle is starting Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

I have been begging to read this at book club for so long, I NEED this not to disappoint

— Nov 03, 2026 12:22AM 1 comment

Elle is on page 315 of 379 of The Exorcist

Ironically, I completely forgot about that guy

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Elle is on page 272 of 379 of The Exorcist

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Elle is on page 39 of 379 of The Exorcist

omg diva down

— Oct 27, 2026 07:59AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 39 of 379 of The Exorcist

If you're letting your 11-year old child play with a oujia board then you're asking for possession 😭

— Oct 26, 2026 06:50AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 224 of 312 of Ward D

Okay, that one I didn't see coming

— Oct 22, 2026 08:57AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 161 of 312 of Ward D

If all this build up is based on a missing test paper I will be coming for you Freida and your wig

— Oct 22, 2026 07:03AM 1 comment

Elle is on page 28 of 312 of Ward D

I have 3 ideas of where this is going, but knowing Freida there will be an absolutely mad 4th option I never thought of

— Oct 21, 2026 04:12AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 24 of 305 of Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery

Do you know how difficult it is to be in a reading slump in SPOOKY SEASON

— Oct 19, 2026 09:04AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 24 of 305 of Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery

We’re barely 10% in but I hope she goes full on Carrie and kills them all

— Oct 13, 2026 01:12AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 18 of 305 of Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery

I’m about to jump through these pages and handle Wallace myself

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Elle is on page 294 of 309 of Hell House

WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP GOING BACK

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Elle is on page 213 of 309 of Hell House

That Nosferatu ass jump scare 💀

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Elle is on page 131 of 309 of Hell House

All I can see during Florence’s fight with the cat is that scene from scary movie 2

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Elle is on page 103 of 309 of Hell House

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Elle is on page 102 of 336 of Paris: A Memoir for Young Women in the Age of Influencers

I AM LITERALLY SHAKING IN ANGER, SHE WAS A CHILD

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Paris: A Memoir for Young Women in the Age of Influencers

Elle is on page 39 of 309 of Hell House

This really is a haunting of hill house remake alright

— Oct 08, 2026 07:01AM Add a comment

Elle is on page 27 of 379 of My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

Legit DNF-ing at 27 pages to avoid getting myself into a reading slump

— Oct 07, 2026 06:12AM 1 comment

Elle is on page 367 of 385 of Incidents Around the House

I knew it

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Elle is on page 332 of 385 of Incidents Around the House

When in doubt, trauma dump it out

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Elle is on page 261 of 363 of Down the Drain

Julia I love you, but please make some good decisions

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Elle is on page 198 of 385 of Incidents Around the House

Josh Malerman I am so sorry I doubted you

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Elle is on page 106 of 385 of Incidents Around the House

Running out the house isn’t enough, I’d be running out of the continent

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Elle is on page 132 of 363 of Down the Drain

Not Julia Fox making plans to go to a party whilst in a psych ward 😭

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Elle is on page 16 of 363 of Down the Drain

16 pages in and she casually lore drops that the director of her first film was murdered I-

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Elle is on page 45 of 385 of Incidents Around the House

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