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I have a feeling I’m going to struggle with this

well, that escalated quickly

Okay I’m HOOOOOOKED

I’m sorry what??????

How long is this book again?

I’m going to be more gagged if I HAVENT gotten the plot twist

This is gonna be the first time I say ‘I love foxes’

Anxiety sufferers worst nightmare work scenario

Is it too early to bet on a plot twist???

F THAT BITCH AND F YOU TOO

Oh don’t piss me off now

Not a bad amount to read on a train journey 🤭

I’m sorry but this is so mid 😭

Carrie I love you....but this was giving tumblr poetry entries

The story of Mark Hamill being oblivious to Carrie and Harrison FORVER SENDS ME

If Harrison Ford defended my honour at a party and made out with me in the back of the car I also would have an affair with him

I never really realised how much older Harrison Ford was

"Find a mental equivalent of killing a giant space slug in your head and CELEBRATE IT"

We re back on it 🫡🫡

Don’t piss me off with this ending

Lowkey you’ve almost lost me

Now that's what I call a rough day at the office

I'd be job hunting by the end of the night hun x

Punching me in the face would've hurt less

punching me in the face would've hurt less

I have no idea what is happening or what anything means but I am livingggggggggg

"A soul to be saved. Did it matter whether he spoke face-to-face with her
unquiet ghost; or whether she was a dream born of his own doubts, his own remorse?"

Lowkey this feels never ending

At the end of the day the biggest threat in an apocalypse will always be a man