Sophie Oehler > Recent Status Updates

I’m way too anxious for this book DO THEY FIND HER OR NOT THIS IS MY WORST FEAR REALIZED

Apparently I have not depressed myself enough with my reading material

So far all I’ve learned from this book is how to correctly punch people and that JD Vance has daddy issues which explains so much!!!

This is gonna sound so libbed up but therapy would really do wonders for some of these folks

Ok jerkoff let’s wrassel

Reading classics is like mental gymnastics

I feel like I just fell out of a coconut tree

Every time Seth moulton is mentioned it’s a jump scare (there’s been like 30 mentions of him)

Very interesting book however comma I cannot stand the way they’re reading this audiobook

GET UP!

i told my mother i was reading this bc i needed to return to tweenager whimsy and what it was about and she said “i wonder what your thoughts reading it were when you were 12” and im here to say jennifer i don’t think i was thinking at all

so far not my favorite collection i’ve read

the pick me-isms are off the chart wht was it with 2010 female protagonists

this book is so dumb i love it

this just keeps getting more distressing every time i open it

how come in family dramas none of the characters are normal

“the freshest most beautiful blue eggs were coming our way… and then Gertrude turned out to be a rooster” is simply not how that would work ellen you would’ve known gertrude was a rooster WAY before the others started laying eggs pls be serious

thinking moving to vermont will put you “a mornings drive” from new york city AND the beach is telling me all i need to know abt these people

shocking news: this billionaire wants to scam people for his own benefit!

ok i get that hindsight is 20/20 and there was absolutely some brainwashing/stockholm syndrome happening here but seriously girl whats it gonna take to get you to jump ship

the hate i have for mark zuckerberg could power every single one of his fuck ass data centers

guys it’s just so difficult to tell if these people want to have sex with each other i wish they’d be more explicit

so unfortunately i’m very attached to bobby

david foster wallace mention 🥳🥰

tony bourdain mention 😭🤩

there is not a single person in this book who is not making me uncomfortable

GOD I WANT TO BE A WRITER LET ME BE A WRITER I KNOW I HAVENT WRITTEN NOT FOR WORK IN LIKE FIVE YEARS BUT JUST LET ME

how are we this far in and nothing is happening

having to look up all these random british cultural references every five sentences

if only i had known two years ago, i would’ve told the gilmanton elementary fourth grade class during their hike on mt major that americas first serial killer was from their home town…. they would’ve loved that