Sophie Oehler > Recent Status Updates

i have played paintball against nh state bear biologist andy timmins he shot me in the chest and never said he was sorry 👹

these people are so fucking dumb

would love ron swanson’s take on this book

this is what one would call An Undertaking

woe…. the modern foreshadowing…. it demands noticing

my therapist would have a field day with these people

i need some dumb shit after what i had to listen to in the last audiobook

development!!!

this is a vast improvement from our other endeavors kyle

this book is Disgusting

stephen king is The Author bc he actually writes essentially the same characters over and over again but he’s so good at writing that you don’t really notice and you only do if you’re insane like me and have no regard for your sleep schedule and are reading/watching several of his stories all at once

ok kyle let’s try this again

one more cliff hanger followed by pov switch and someone’s going to have to institutionalize me

why do we have to start out hating the mother why can’t we know right away that she’s suffering

liz if you introduce another character i swear to god ill scream i feel like im at college orientation and the names just keep coming

barbara you better stay safe i’m not doing this !!!

RAW LIVER AND MAGGOTS ??? IN FRONT OF MY SALAD???

listening to this in the shower i think my roommates think im a psycho

imagine being married at 18 no wonder we were all addicted to quaaludes

finally some good fucking food

cannot adequately describe how excited i am to be done with this

this writing is so bad it actually makes me angry that someone was allowed to make money off of this

can this woman catch a break my god

no idea why i thought this would be a happy story when are people in the food industry ever happy

ah yes “coward” the worst of the slurs

“i think for a woman, a man is always a stranger” WOOF let me think abt that for the next quarter century

full offense but the men in her life (besides the son) should be sent to the guillotine

this is so BORING GOD

i really can’t get over how ridiculous the names are it’s so distracting

can’t stand a man with long hair there i’ll say it.