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never been able to get into schwab’s stuff before. just a bit bland and generic. i did love first kill, but that was the terrible show and not the book lol. and this isn’t amazing so far but it’s not bad either. maria’s pov is definitely gripping at least. imma need her to amp up the lesbianism big time tho. & fast.

almost perfect so far 🤞🏾 it sticks

emma is one of them girls harriet would’ve had to leave behind. mind poisoned as hell.

“Ali’s vagina gulps like it’s been dying of thirst for the past year and has finally taken a big, satisfying drink.”

??? ???? ???

lmaoooooooooo p-ssy prolapse you mean 😭

this book is filled with terribly forced metaphors & similes but this. is insane.

slow as hell and uninteresting to boot. starting to feel like a punishment even.

the amount of times the author has compared white skin to goodness and beauty is crazy. like intervention-bleaching-on-the-low crazy 😭 because bitch what do you MEAN.

real as fuck.

ms butler is going to find a way to repulse and intrigue every single time. a real weirdo, no holds barred.

loving how high strung & ridiculous this weird lesbo is

this series is going to hit every single time & that’s what I know for sure.

baker can write, but imma need for things to get interesting. and fast.

just can’t get into this. pausing for now.

the way she keeps describing black people as literally black is pissing me off so bad. is she stupid?

dry as hell.

corny colorist ‘joke’ 🙄 is it everyday.

the way abortion is never seriously considered? HM.
slick ‘birth is a woman’s destiny’ vibes & it’s pmo a little bit.

doing the most but it’s entertaining. for now.

she’s judgmental af. love it.

doing a lot with slang & references in a way that dates it but maybe it’ll pick up

the voices in the audiobook make this so much more nerve wrackingp. lady is acting her ass off.

can’t believe how much it’s dragging this time around 😔

40 🤢 yr old marrying a 15 yr old girl like it’s nothing…die.

“my dumb darkie went right out the window’ 😭

recalibrating for real

her talking about misandry like it’s something serious that exits in the world is so fkn funny lmao

the addiction to heterosexuality is crazy. miranda needs to open her eyes bc it’s getting so tired

the description of the black woman??????????? is this newman actually ill lmao

the way she’s writing this latina character…HM.