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cutesy, gay, black and fun 😁

hoping it picks up when the weird shit gets going bc rn this is art school whining and I’ve already done my time

doting father/ cold mother is such a boring sexist trope. like oh and was she also beautiful and shallow? grow up lol

frannie girl……now THIS is one battle after another my god.

what a weirdo <3

now why did this get good the second i was about to give up…..

really like the characters but don’t give a shit about anything happening to anyone. at all. maybe the eco mystery thing going on w the roomie/possible gayish love interest if that turns out but otherwise. release me 😭

eoy restart.

ZNH is funny as hell!

never been able to get into schwab’s stuff before. just a bit bland and generic. i did love first kill, but that was the terrible show and not the book lol. and this isn’t amazing so far but it’s not bad either. maria’s pov is definitely gripping at least. imma need her to amp up the lesbianism big time tho. & fast.

almost perfect so far 🤞🏾 it sticks

emma is one of them girls harriet would’ve had to leave behind. mind poisoned as hell.

“Ali’s vagina gulps like it’s been dying of thirst for the past year and has finally taken a big, satisfying drink.”

??? ???? ???

lmaoooooooooo p-ssy prolapse you mean 😭

this book is filled with terribly forced metaphors & similes but this. is insane.

slow as hell and uninteresting to boot. starting to feel like a punishment even.

the amount of times the author has compared white skin to goodness and beauty is crazy. like intervention-bleaching-on-the-low crazy 😭 because bitch what do you MEAN.

real as fuck.

ms butler is going to find a way to repulse and intrigue every single time. a real weirdo, no holds barred.

loving how high strung & ridiculous this weird lesbo is

this series is going to hit every single time & that’s what I know for sure.

baker can write, but imma need for things to get interesting. and fast.

just can’t get into this. pausing for now.

the way she keeps describing black people as literally black is pissing me off so bad. is she stupid?

dry as hell.

corny colorist ‘joke’ 🙄 is it everyday.

the way abortion is never seriously considered? HM.
slick ‘birth is a woman’s destiny’ vibes & it’s pmo a little bit.

doing the most but it’s entertaining. for now.

she’s judgmental af. love it.

doing a lot with slang & references in a way that dates it but maybe it’ll pick up