Vicki Harmony > Recent Status Updates

That Gina, Vagina line was so funny it actually made me snort out loud 😂

Yerrrr me and Taylor are gonna have a fight

tbf it’s not everyday your girlfriend turns into a murder? of ravens 😂

“NO MAN COULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS”

“Exquisite, huh?” Is the new “Wow, genetic” 🤩😂

Not Shakespeare trying to give directions but ending up giving stage prompts 🫣

are Helene and Ophelia also in love 👀

Not Anassa using OPHELIA to hand reliever a rose and feather to Claret 😭😭😭

Uh did it just get a bit warm in here 😳

Very happy to hear Kian has an actual cottage and not a giant glass lakeside villa that he claims is a cottage

Just sayin’

Literally just had to message one of my best friends (who is a F1 fan) to ask whether drivers really have to share motorhomes to travel between tracks…

Spoilers alert: they do not 😂

Once again feeling for my guy David Hayes:

-still stuck in the trenches with public school officers
-said public school officers keep coming in with stories of blaze and glory and then die quickly and cruelly
-his two best friends that he had in the army are dead
-he’s been left with is best mates situationship
-he is still providing relationship counselling to said situationship partner
- AND he has PTSD

My guy David Hayes really said:

- I am at war
-stuck in the trenches
-my feet are wet
- I am the only working/middle class officer surrounded by public school officers
-the tea is shit
-we’ve run out of whiskey
-even when we are behind the lines Gaunt keeps me awake with his nightmares

The last thing I want to do is put up with the gay angst, you two will room together AND COMMUNICATE

I fucking knew it about Frankie and Mason

Omg Geri is not taking any bullshit from these teenagers 😂 we love a annoyed bisexual mum

Oh Ryan’s inner monologue is far too real 😭

Oh hey there Gaius!

I’m not crying, you’re crying

SHARKIE!!!!

Not lucifer playing matchmaker 😂

They are all being v dramatic

This is all v mysterious

Poor Reyna 😂😂😂

And in the helicopter is Inesa’s dad and brother (her dad broke him out of the city) and they all live happily ever after

Oh oh omg Mel’s leg… Ava has to know what she’s doing 😂😂😂

And there was a cave! AND THERE WAS A CAVE

Welcome back Everlark

She saved Diira, she saved Elydarks beloved 😭😭

Imma fucking fight someone

Please please please bond with her Ilsevel 🥺