Danielle > Recent Status Updates

If they kill the dog I will give this book a 1 star and shout my hatred from the rooftops

What in the manosphere? What woman calls other women females?????

“I’m not like other girls. I’m logical” 🤮

And no one thought bio 101 was important?!?!!

Well i should have put 2 and 2 together but here i am being bad at math

If there isn’t equine therapy in this book I’m going to be PISSED

This book is too long

WTF

Is it vampirism or lesbianism?? 😂😂😂

If this doesn’t end with them being poly I’m going to be PISSED

I’m scared

For the love of God use a period

Heheheheh hiiii Ilya

“ I don’t want to be creepy”
Immediately is super creepy

Evil tooth fairy

Ugh. You’re so STUPID

Gosh darn it.

Look at me sweetheart - IM FERAL

We are just making stuff up

If someone stole my pet I would burn the world down

I have no idea what’s happening

I’m sorry. You can’t use KNICKERS in a spicy scene. Not allowed

Like I am an animal scientist but I think everyone is being very judgy of a farmer having a pet pig. That’s so cool! And she’s house trained?!

I WANT TO HEAR FUN NATIONAL PARK FACTS!

If there is naked cuddling to “protect against hypothermia “ I’m going to throw something

This is so embarrassing

I am not on board with any of this

CRAAAZY start

Oh my gosh why. This is off to a HORRIBLE start. No one does that

Pavlov is laughing