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Oh Jesus the self fulfilling prophecy that you are. All roads lead to looking back as you pull yourself from the underworld

I’m so endeared by the fact that al pacino is unwittingly embroiled in this story lmao

Girl wake up they’ve drawn the string between martyrdom and human sacrifice

i thought this was a translation of the gospel of judas lmao

the version i'm reading has the cast of the version listed in the beginning... eric bogosian girl what are you doing hereeee

Hugo writes about Paris the way one writes about a beautiful woman which, if you’ve ever seen Paris, puts credit to the claim that beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Herr Issywoo and I lowkey locked in to the lazy private tutoring gig

lowk so boring

why am i in tears laughing

just me and the dolls again i guess !!

love

i feel like one day im going to look back at my reading of this book and think "it should have been obvious", but im not sure what this is atm

omg im so sorry ive been putting this book off its so good

*tearing my shirt off like a werewolf* NO!!! IM THOROUGHLY ENJOYING THIS!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!

every time im reminded that book!hawkeye is married with children i suffer severe whiplash cos they slutted that man tf OUT in the show

chapter 5 is kind of the funniest thing ever?

the end of the world will be heralded by hawkeye and a moonshine martini