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just walked back and forth for an hour to finish this book

ofc the drunken idiots had to ruin it for everyone else

these kawésqar people are sick af i like them

cant believe im reading about the real life grandfather of the poet lord byron and all i can think about is how much the fictional thomas thorne hated lord byron

ykw hell yeah greg your mom deserved that one

jfc

did not expect to see a roman envoy working on behalf of egyptians being described as having "chutzpah"

finally getting back to this

ik im about to start my period bc im over here crying over ts

shits about to go down

i hate dumbledore sm

i still think dumbledore and snape shouldve filled in mcgonagal on their plans or smth idc

greg is so fucking stupid

rip homie

pavarti hes literally half horse stop thirsting over him