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Parker is on page 102 of 305 of Hamnet

reupdating bc i was accidentally recording on a different version of the book

— Feb 12, 2026 07:05PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 102 of 305 of Hamnet

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Parker is on page 88 of 305 of Hamnet

oo they fuckin

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Parker is on page 57 of 305 of Hamnet

— Feb 12, 2026 02:52PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 347 of 352 of The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

the orcs are gay

— Feb 06, 2026 11:01AM Add a comment

The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

Parker is on page 50 of 305 of Hamnet

— Feb 05, 2026 09:58PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 24 of 305 of Hamnet

— Jan 26, 2026 08:02PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 117 of 128 of Animal Farm

fuck these pigs bruh

— Jan 26, 2026 06:36PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 108 of 128 of Animal Farm

i feel sick to my stomach that they did that to boxer

— Jan 26, 2026 06:21PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 97 of 128 of Animal Farm

these pigs are pissing me off
but also hilarious that they got a hangover once and were convinced they were dying lmaoo

— Jan 26, 2026 03:21PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 64 of 128 of Animal Farm

omfgggg i hate napoleon and stupid squealer
ig now ik what happened to those puppies tho :(

— Jan 23, 2026 11:24PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 54 of 128 of Animal Farm

poor boxer

— Jan 23, 2026 04:54PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 48 of 128 of Animal Farm

i fucking knew it, im also worried on what napoleon is doing to those puppies

— Jan 22, 2026 11:18PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 42 of 128 of Animal Farm

i bet the pigs are drinking the milk

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Parker is on page 33 of 128 of Animal Farm

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Parker is 98% done with Royal Pains by Leslie Carroll (2011) Paperback

marg didnt gaf once in her life
also IM FREE OF THIS BOOK!

— Jan 18, 2026 05:16PM Add a comment

Royal Pains by Leslie Carroll (2011) Paperback

Parker is on page 226 of 352 of The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

keep forgetting to update

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Parker is 94% done with Royal Pains by Leslie Carroll (2011) Paperback

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Parker is 86% done with Royal Pains by Leslie Carroll (2011) Paperback

one chapter left! im almost free!

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Parker is 84% done with Royal Pains by Leslie Carroll (2011) Paperback

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Parker is on page 64 of 352 of The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

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Parker is on page 46 of 352 of The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

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Parker is 81% done with Royal Pains by Leslie Carroll (2011) Paperback

— Dec 30, 2025 07:30PM Add a comment

Parker is finished with Royal Pains by Leslie Carroll (2011) Paperback

ugh pedo central over here

— Dec 30, 2025 07:25PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 346 of 423 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings #1)

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Parker is on page 230 of 423 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings #1)

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Parker is on page 160 of 423 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings #1)

— Dec 09, 2025 11:48PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 133 of 423 of The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings #1)

started listening on audio book a few days ago

— Dec 08, 2025 06:41PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 510 of 520 of Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife

this book is insane

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Parker is on page 434 of 520 of Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife

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