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Parker is on page 184 of 217 of Double Down (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #11)

greg,, how was markering up your underwear the solution?

— May 31, 2026 09:41PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 129 of 217 of Double Down (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #11)

greg if you dont just start googling shit instead of just believing all this ridiculous shit they tell you istg

— May 28, 2026 06:59PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 96 of 217 of Double Down (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #11)

— May 28, 2026 04:43PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 16 of 217 of Double Down (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #11)

ugh greg is so me i hate it

— May 26, 2026 07:42PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 114 of 224 of Old School (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #10)

bruh greg stresses me tf out

— May 22, 2026 09:00PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 109 of 224 of Old School (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #10)

howd billy go from stealing thin mints to contemplating joining the circus to arguing w a 1st grader over movie rights in like 2 pages?

— May 22, 2026 08:12PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 94 of 224 of Old School (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #10)

girl scouts getting ts together

— May 22, 2026 05:28PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 64 of 224 of Old School (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #10)

— May 22, 2026 03:56PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 209 of 217 of The Long Haul (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #9)

this family stresses me out

— May 13, 2026 05:13PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 150 of 217 of The Long Haul (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #9)

— Apr 22, 2026 08:20PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 122 of 245 of Piranesi

ts turned into some kind of psychological horror wtf

— Apr 12, 2026 12:53PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 100 of 217 of The Long Haul (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #9)

ofc theyve acquired a pig

— Apr 09, 2026 03:32PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 35 of 245 of Piranesi

— Apr 08, 2026 07:32PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 442 of 476 of Project Hail Mary

they stressin me out

— Mar 25, 2026 12:34AM Add a comment

Parker is on page 362 of 476 of Project Hail Mary

— Mar 24, 2026 12:54PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 260 of 305 of Hamnet

oh i am pissed pls tell me shes wrong about him cheating

— Mar 23, 2026 08:14PM Add a comment

Parker is 50% done with The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings, #3)

thought i logged this when i started it :/

— Mar 18, 2026 08:38PM Add a comment

The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings, #3)

Parker is on page 230 of 305 of Hamnet

i gotta stop reading this shit in public im literally tearing up every 5 seconds

— Mar 06, 2026 04:09PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 211 of 305 of Hamnet

bruh f this book :(

— Feb 23, 2026 06:08PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 139 of 305 of Hamnet

— Feb 19, 2026 08:31PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 102 of 305 of Hamnet

reupdating bc i was accidentally recording on a different version of the book

— Feb 12, 2026 07:05PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 102 of 305 of Hamnet

— Feb 12, 2026 07:03PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 88 of 305 of Hamnet

oo they fuckin

— Feb 12, 2026 03:57PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 57 of 305 of Hamnet

— Feb 12, 2026 02:52PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 347 of 352 of The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

the orcs are gay

— Feb 06, 2026 11:01AM Add a comment

The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)

Parker is on page 50 of 305 of Hamnet

— Feb 05, 2026 09:58PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 24 of 305 of Hamnet

— Jan 26, 2026 08:02PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 117 of 128 of Animal Farm

fuck these pigs bruh

— Jan 26, 2026 06:36PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 108 of 128 of Animal Farm

i feel sick to my stomach that they did that to boxer

— Jan 26, 2026 06:21PM Add a comment

Parker is on page 97 of 128 of Animal Farm

these pigs are pissing me off
but also hilarious that they got a hangover once and were convinced they were dying lmaoo

— Jan 26, 2026 03:21PM Add a comment

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