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BRUH wth is wrong w these people

no one tell greg how gross koalas are

can the heffleys do anything normally?

started the full cast audiobooks and honestly enjoy the full cast thing more than a single person doing voices, last time i listened to a hp audiobook it was so weird hearing a grown man doing comical voices for 12yo girls, also the ambiance of the bg noise and stuff is so cool and it feels so immersive

where are these kids parents?

bruh how is odysseus likable to these people every time he starts making shit up im just like oh my goddddd here he goes againnnnn like literally lying for no reason and going on and on about how great he is in this fake story like ughhhhh shut upppppp

mrs heffley 1000% thinks greg's a furry now

yeah im gonna be one of those people before watching the odyssey

"you did not go over the wall."
"no, i did not go over the wall"
UGHHHH KMS KMS KMS

ruh roh

i alway hear the DO YOU LOVE ME?! part like that one really british meme "YOU NOT MY MOTHA! YES OI AM!"

nooo rodrickkkkk

bye bye herman

so much miscommunication, i get the reasons why but ugh this trope stresses me out

dont ever take me on vacation w the heffleys fr