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Ahhhhhhhhh☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

CAN YOU JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY!

(Okay, okay, the tension is gorgeous though).

The tension ✨

We all know which book Sadie is talking about when she says: “self-help books that contain expletives in the title”.

The way this book has me smiling. Get out!

Never in all my years of existing Samantha, have I ever come across a guest speaker as rude and condescending as you and you give terrible advice.

Also Miss Sadie, lay it off now, you’re literally humiliating yourself at this point.

Miss Sadie Wen, can’t really sympathise with you lovey, you really should have deleted some of those drafts because for someone so smart, you really are dumb.

Millie, you absolute wrong ‘un.

Excuse me??! Is this what you all were going on about because if so, you are all psychopaths.

Why are all the dead mums so whimsical? She let her kid paint on her hands and feet on a giant canvas and made a house out of pancakes (has anyone even tried that because that doesn’t seem like it would work?). Also what is with the names of everyone who isn’t a grown adult?

Is it me? Am I the problem?

If what I think might happen happens, this book can take one star and thank me for it.

Not me finding out that coconut are a real thing.

Metronome mentioned.

Is this book not for me??

Only on page eight and the sheer amount of mentions the pandemic is getting is kind of putting me off but let’s see how it goes.

Screaming, crying, throwing up. 😭😭

Poe is back!!

Absolutely such a crazy book…and I’m here for it?

I have a lot of questions but the main one is: Why is Josie feeding her 23 year old daughter baby food?

I love these guys. 😭

I have never come across a book that uses the word ‘tennybopper’ as much as this one.

When will this end?? 😭

Girl is coming up with the worst ideas and somehow everyone tells her she has to be a writer. I am not reading a book where a guy saves kittens, slips on a banana peel into some flames and dies. Why are they lying to her?

I’m sensing an affair here and if I am correct about it, this damned woman is going to be cheating on a literal angel. I better not be right.

I’m either going to love this or hate it, I can feel it. Also what is this eerie vibe?