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I love these guys. 😭

I have never come across a book that uses the word ‘tennybopper’ as much as this one.

When will this end?? 😭

Girl is coming up with the worst ideas and somehow everyone tells her she has to be a writer. I am not reading a book where a guy saves kittens, slips on a banana peel into some flames and dies. Why are they lying to her?

I’m sensing an affair here and if I am correct about it, this damned woman is going to be cheating on a literal angel. I better not be right.

I’m either going to love this or hate it, I can feel it. Also what is this eerie vibe?

I’m almost one hundred percent sure this is a YA novel, please explain to me why it is so smutty?? Also Sawyer is the biggest creep. He makes me feel sick.

I think we should call this year: my year of failed reads.

Girlie just caused an accident, someone’s car got damaged, someone got hurt and yet there is zero guilt. I would have literally had to die if I did that to someone.

Maybe our friend Desi Lee needs to drop some of those after school clubs to focus on making sure her pants actually fit. Get yourself a tailor girl. 😭

Luca and Desi drawing dresses, it better be on a nine head figure or I will have to kill them both (for fashion illustration reason, obviously).

27 pages in and she’s spat phlegm on a guys shirt, fell head over heels with two dark hair Caucasians and the sheer amount of guys with low voices (this has been mentioned incessantly). Also there is a new guy in senior year? And his name is bloody Luca Draco. I don’t even know what’s more unbelievable.

Sorry for the updates but this is so infuriating. Firstly the turtle scandal, I would die yet Cath is out here still running around making a mess. I agree with Hatta and Raven, we hate a player and the damned Jabberwocky! Who agreed to this and can we eliminate this repetitive, stupid, lazy storyline.

It’s still taking me forever. I just don’t get it, am I the problem or something? Because genuinely, the king seems like the nicest guy alive. Why are you fighting with everything, you’re not getting much better than him. He’s sweet, bubbly, silly, obsessed with you and will let you do whatever the hell you want, including baking. Surely this isn’t the worst arrangement, you get to be the queen for goodness sake.

I’m just so frustrated with this book! The reading slump is so real. 😭

Update so I don’t forget:
Started reading this book ages ago (like two or three weeks), had assessments (yes my dungarees did need handing in) and now that I picked it up I have realised what a dumpster fire this is. There is too much Wonderland and not enough. The characters appall me, it feels like a badly written fanfic.

Eliza missy, that closet was made of glass. 🤣

Please let the trauma end. Burn the house, burn this damn book. 😭

Just a reminder to update the fact that I actually started this on the 30th of August and it is really boring.

Demon count: 6

Demon count: 5

Will this book be the death of me??
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…probably?

When will this end? 😭😭

Pretty weird, pretty cute, pretty strange and also reminds me of the weirdness I used to read as a kid.