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Tabatha Tabby, what are the odds…

This book makes me feel like I’m high.

So this was marketed at YA…?

Maybe I’m not culturally educated enough but why do Americans have this strange obsession with getting into a certain college (not judging, just confused)?

This scene reminded me so much of Maura Higgins on I’m A Celeb saying “Sorry father”. 😂

“Hushy Mcquiet Mouse”, this book officially has some of my favourite quotes.

Flower shop Barbie and bike shop Ken. Clary really has a great sense of humour. 😂

Such a cute book!

The characters are so immature and Daisy is driving me crazy.

Iconic but no.

The way Hafsah Faizal manages to keep this book so relevant. Oh, let’s make everyone hate the vampires and blame them for the fact that the country is failing due to bad leadership…sound familiar?

It is page thirteen darling and it is already getting hot in here.

Can we get a move on?!

Ma’am, Miss Lady, you should be ashamed of yourself and don’t expect any of us to feel sorry for you either.

It’s giving DNF.

Not sure if this is really my thing.

Ahhhhhhhhh☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

CAN YOU JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY!

(Okay, okay, the tension is gorgeous though).

The tension ✨

We all know which book Sadie is talking about when she says: “self-help books that contain expletives in the title”.

The way this book has me smiling. Get out!

Never in all my years of existing Samantha, have I ever come across a guest speaker as rude and condescending as you and you give terrible advice.

Also Miss Sadie, lay it off now, you’re literally humiliating yourself at this point.

Miss Sadie Wen, can’t really sympathise with you lovey, you really should have deleted some of those drafts because for someone so smart, you really are dumb.

Millie, you absolute wrong ‘un.

Excuse me??! Is this what you all were going on about because if so, you are all psychopaths.

Why are all the dead mums so whimsical? She let her kid paint on her hands and feet on a giant canvas and made a house out of pancakes (has anyone even tried that because that doesn’t seem like it would work?). Also what is with the names of everyone who isn’t a grown adult?

Is it me? Am I the problem?

If what I think might happen happens, this book can take one star and thank me for it.