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I turned to Josh, wide-eyed. “Am I being Gilmored right now?”
He nodded. “Yep. He’s going full Emily on you.”

“Fuck me,” I muttered.
“Kind of a weird time to offer,” Aly said without missing a beat.

“you’re not some rabid fangirl trying to find out where he lives, right? Because stalking is a crime, Aly.”

“I didn’t want him morally gray. I wanted someone with a soul as black as night. Someone who would burn the world down for me and not lose a single minute of sleep over it.”

“I already told you; I’m not going to kill you. We’re friends now, kitten.”