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he keeps on talking about how if you don’t make the most of things by 25 it’s all over for you and i know he’s talking about being a chef and i’m decidedly not a chef, but it’s stressing me out regardless

i am experiencing some of the CRAZIEST, most intense, second-hand embarrassment while reading this and i’m only one-third of the way through.

six years into ur situationship and ur man looks at u and goes i think i might be gay. WE’RE SIX YEARS IN WDYM YOU THINK?????

i cannot stand the voices this narrator uses for rose & svetlana. cliff marleau is making me laugh though.

y’all think ilya was doping during sochi 2014???

dumping the details of ur breakup with ur ex-boyfriend on bruce springsteen (who you’ve only met once before) (and is now very good friends with said ex-boyfriend) and having him respond with a lovely anecdote about making art about those who have hurt us her life is so crazy

if i were in her shoes, i think the friendship breakup with jenni would drive me crazier than the relationship breakup with jack. how she made it through both of those in quick succession + rock bottom + rehab is beyond me. like wow.

choosing to ignore that this book has not one, but TWO teenage rookies somehow scoring 67 goals during their respective rookie seasons. sure why not.

the concept of lena dunham emailing the powerpoint creator… flipping a parasocial relationship on its head… her power.

lorde x jack antonoff emotional affair??? makes sense bc melodrama sounds like it was created with a certain type of enmeshment behind the scenes.

zac posen used to be lena dunham’s babysitter

lena dunham x adam driver emotional affair???