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half Filipino mentioned……

I FUCKING KNEW IT

having to enter the hunger games after surviving a death match is craziness 😭😭😭

why am I cryyying lmaooo

oh she’s defff gonna become the town doctor

ohhhhh myyyy god this is gonna be so messy

oh her parents SUCK

wait if this is going where I think it’s going….hehehhehe

I can’t believe people actually call her Ali. What an odd nickname for Alexis

devastating

fuuuck men are all the same 😭😭😭

that last line was soooo depressing

Andy is insufferable, but he has his moments where he’ll say something so painfully relatable that you can’t help but feel for the guy. The last couple paragraphs of this chapter are gut-wrenching

“I open my iPhone notes and draft five different birthday messages for Jen.”

oh that one hurt…I actually winced

god if I read this while I was in the throes of my breakup I definitely would already be sobbing by now lmaooo

GAHHHHHHHH

I’m trying to be empathetic but god Barbara is such a bitch

if [redacted] ends up not making it back I’m gonna be soooooo upset

not Joan wanting to gag over kissing a man ahssjjskk and then Griff clocking her immediately after

Ohhhhhh I loveee Joan and Vanessa’s dynamic. Vanessa is sooo overt with her flirting, I can’t wait for Joan to finally realize her true feelings.

I’m enjoying this so far! It threw me off at first that this is written in third person. Idk why I just assumed it’d be told completely from Joan’s pov

loved the conversation between Ponyboy and Randy