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Lock up your retired fathers,,,, hot single in your area is learning about the sixth army

everyone who called this the misandrist sad girl bible really didn’t mention all the racism

the plan is to go insane by the time i finish reading

no i’m literally swinging my legs giggling at these two flirting with magic

if this was dance moms celias ghost dad would be abby lee miller

lynette made so many stupid fucking predictions in this book and i was going along with them all

noemí seems like a hot girl !!!! i can’t wait to see her become psychologically damaged.

alta is really being homophobic AND annoying babe pick a struggle

alta is annoying but you know what i would throw myself into a freezing river to get the attention of someone fit to come and save me as well

emmet bestie how are you this blind ‘oh lucien only comes over when he knows i’m there and goes out of his way to talk to me, we literally danced together but obviously he’s trying to get my sister’

i wasn’t expecting a book my granny gave me to be about a gay himbo wizard but here we are ig ???

i don’t think men should be allowed to write