Melissa > Recent Status Updates

yeah i probably hate myself

since we’re here lol

what da hell sure

i’ve never claimed to have self respect

god gave me free will and apparently this is how i’m choosing to use it

i’m bored but also stuck with an 85 minute wait at urgent care so what can you do

this chapter about the rising sea levels nooooo

leroux really said javert is so cool, i want to make a character just like him minus the gay obsession and the creeping unbearable doubt in the one thing that gave his life purpose inevitably driving him to his demise

raoul’s mood swings lmao men are so unstable

honestly this book mid as hell but i just want to finish Something

we are back in the building

i was having a good time minding my business and then they fed a fat orange cat some leftover lasagna

if there’s one thing emily henry is gonna do it’s tell us what her protagonist’s nipples are doing whenever she makes contact with a man

we’re so back

i miss claudia the vampire ngl

actually it is so big brained of me to be reading this right after iwtv, women writing men making child monsters to Cope™️ with child death, a child sized monster with a decades old mind vs an adult sized monster with a days old mind, am i actually a genious perhaps.

there is something at work in my soul which i do not understand CRUNCH

louis has got to be the absolute wettest vampire depiction of all time like my god

claudia claudia claudia claudia

MARIE KONDO I LOVE MESS.GIF

me howling at these two men on every page like GET A JOBBBBBB LMAO

i need some freak in my life

fairly readable so far tho in danger of breaking my immersion every time it uses the ms. honorific!!!

me picking up this book: damn rebecca idk about this one (blinks and six hours pass haha oops)

it’s time

don’t look at me. seriously don’t

24 hour maintenance got me acting desperate

i lace up my clown shoes and summon my clown car

this protag is so mean to herself wtf, can u like chill lmao

andy serkis the audiobook narrator that u are