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the mention of Chappell Roan is slightly jarring?

“When the mourners wept at the sight of the little boy in the black suit, Solomon would say, “Don’t cry.” He calmed one hysterical woman by telling her, “Mama is in California.””

I’m laughing through the tears 🥹

“…inside I am becoming ashamed. I am ashamed she is ashamed. Because she is my daughter and I am proud of her, and I am her mother but she is not proud of me.”

So many things in this book have destroyed me but this line really felt like a punch to the gut.

Rereading this really reinforces my love for Karen and Camila and reignites my hatred for Billy. Also I think Eddie is probably the most reliable source because when you hate someone that much, you’re gonna remember every detail of what they did to you.

“Don’t I get a kiss for luck?” I’M SCREAMING

Percy considers Paul a parent I’m in tears

obsessed with Aphrodite trying to influence Percy into becoming the next tragic love story

HYPOTHESIS: Approximately two out of three fake-dating situations will eventually involve room-sharing; 50 percent of room-sharing situations will be further complicated by the presence of only one bed.

this is literally the best way to start a chapter

I’m sorry Lina is so annoying & delusional this feud with Aaron is all in her mind I’m literally reading just for him

Happiness is the process of killing self-awareness.