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If anything happens to either of these ladies I am going to find Matt Dinniman and bite him.

Finally a book cover with Donut front and center, where she belongs.

HEATHCLIFF STAY AWAY FROM THESE CHILDREN YOU FREAK

I'd say that Cathy and Linton need to get it together, but I'd probably be this annoying too if I had only ever met one other person my age before.

It’s great until a heinously racist character appears and then I’m like “Woah Agatha! Stop saying slurs!”

Lots of dog abuse in this book. Emerald Fennell when I catch you

Both of these people are awful. This best part of this book so far is when Edgar throat-punched Heathcliff

It is astonishing how often they talk about the fact that Heathcliff is not white. Genuinely HOW has anyone ever cast him as a white man???

Convenient that Emerald Fennel forgot to include Heathcliff and Cathy probably being half-siblings in her interpretation.

Re-reading for the first time since highschool and I forgot that one of the first things Heathcliff does is kick a dog.

Reading with the kids. Pleasantly surprised by how into it they are.

There’s vampire dinosaurs now? That’s been an option this whole time?

Never thought I'd see someone weaponize gonorrhea in a fantasy novel.

Oh this Chris stuff is going to break my heart, isn't it?

Sometimes the main villain of a series is an all-powerful AI with a foot fetish. And you know what? That’s ok.

So Carl will really just throw anything in his inventory huh

Idk what’s going on but that’s ok because Poirot does

Sometimes Carl can be an idiot too. It’s ok he’s still hot.

At this point, anyone not listening to Carl is stupid and deserves to die.