Eleni > Recent Status Updates

Barely 4 chapters in and he’s already talking about venomous snakes being the worst. Love this guy already.

Gonna need to shell out a block of time to read this because I don’t think the finale should be read in sporadic chunks.

Meryl Streep is a wonderful narrator; I would love to find more books read by her.

This just keeps getting better and better

The way I could read this in 1-2 sittings if I didn’t have other responsibilities…

kicking my feet and screaming (internally… mostly) because this is so fun to read. I love heists.

The story so far:
Adult: “kids, please don’t stray far from home/town, there are literal child-eating monsters everywhere.”
Kids: “of course not, we aren’t stupid!”
Kids: *venture off anyway and end up in dangerous situations*

“Self preservation? Never heard of that.” - The Igiby children

Gosh if only I didn’t take a multi-month break midway through this

Giving me flashbacks to the Severance season 1 finale

Can already tell this is going to be painful but in a good way for me personally.

Every YA-adjacent fantasy novel is like “He was crafty, cunning, sharp-tongued, the most intimidating fighter/assassin/wizard in the realm, feared by even the highest ranked politicians. He is 18 years old.” Y’all know you can have protagonists be over 20, right? Sorry but I’ll be imagining every one of these characters as 30+ with the amount of life experience they’re supposed to have. You cannot stop me.

“Hey Siri, please play the first two lines of 1980s Horror Film II by Wallows”

I thought for sure they were going to save that dark secret for a few books in the future, but I don’t think I’ll read more of this series so maybe it’s for the best that the author ripped off that bandage so quickly.

Finally got interesting! But still feels a bit derivative.

Sooooooo… is this just the hunger games but with a dude MC?

Giving this another go

Is this gonna be a thriller? 👀

Ma’am your husband is cheating on you and you are pregnant. I’d put money on both theories.

bruhhhhh (this is crazy)

Theo I want to pull you out of this story and give you a real meal, a glass of water, and a hug.

Boris is simultaneously the best and worst kind of friend and I’m loving the dynamic.

I’m reading this for Amanda, Kayla, and Finn. Loving it so far.