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Hate the mother.
Can't fathom why she hates Luke Darling, I am picturing dr mike and no one can stop me.
Anyway. Back on my bullshit.

Oh my god?

Hot neighbour hot neighbour hot neighbour

Mmmmm I like this hot sexy fireman
Fuck ass names aside

Fuckass name
Feeling very normal and regular and NOT giggling and squealing actually

What the actual fuck is this

Mmmmmmwhat the fuck
Trying not to be a grinch about these hnnnngggggghhhhh

INCREDIBLY CONFLICTED!!

Weird sibling dynamic from her knowing him since he was fucking born!! The way I have exactly ZERO memories from when I was 2 means this is insane

BUT I would be LYING if I said this didn't have me fucking blushinggggggg

Also already the science jargon....here we go again....girl we get it....ur so smart girl.....take a break.....

Next one, let's fucking gOOOOOO

Ok maybe I do wanna be absolutely railed by hot Santa, sue me

The bees......they're returned.....it's alright guys.....

HOT SANTA. HOT SANTA. HOT SANTA.

The title.....it makes sense.....I've cracked the code guys don't even worry......

Supercharged Cow Pond (like a battery)

I do kinda like how they justify the loopholes of time travel if you don't think too hard about it

Rumpy-pumpy ass literature

God I wish I could heal my fevers with opium

Dicked in the nob, send tweet

I want to truly believe that this himbo doesn't have enough common sense to know that people OBVIOUSLY don't go around without a shirt
Babes I hope u know they don't do that these days either, please put on a shirt, heathen

Lmao? That is the most american name possible, but also is THE Jane Austen gonna be a character in this??????
Also why is this the second time this week I've seen the term "ad nauseum" used in the book I'm reading
She ad on my nausea till I um

I miss Dane

MmMmMmmmMMmmok

Thank u, Drew!! Love u, Drew!! 💕

MARX NOOOOOOO I'LL TAKE THE FALL FROM GRACE!! FUCK!!!!
Also Tessa has eaten a whole block of cheese and had about 600mls of Juice. We Are having very different experiences in this airport.

9/11 mention, les go?

Man, this guy stinks (literally!), also if Marx falls from grace in this book I may never recover

Mmmmm I am having feelings........

Maybe I'm not a Stephanie Archer Hater.

Women only know how to fight Zombies and be a wife!!!!

It's getting saucier (and more complicated!!!)!!!

While the broad strokes are the same I do think there are gonna be some major differences (I may have accidentally spoiled it lmao)