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the male narrator 🥴👎🏻

ain’t no way double sided tape is sticking eyeballs to a balaclava

If you have time for smut, you have time for research

If this fucking box doesn’t open or SOME FREAKING ACTION by 50% I am DNFing

Josefine: life is bleak, I await death’s gentle embrace
Daniel: tits ass sex pussy ass tits tits smash jerking off tits

Take a shot every time they play bad bunny’s music (2x so far)

It’s a series I was bait & switched by my book club

this book is bizarre

It’s giving mystery flesh pit

morale of the story, don’t go to India

Boomba sounds like a dumb asshole which is the worst kind to be

Jeff Hays cannot speak Spanish. “Ayudame” 💀

As someone currently reading Dracula, the constant shade gives me immense joy

my god the audiobook is bad

My 5th book this month that centers on the pandemic….why why why
At least for this book it’s central to the horror element

there’s so much going on

“In the upper Midwest, Polish cuisine just wasn’t that familiar or popular” GIRL WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. Don’t piss me off

“If any of you treat cassia different than me, I will ruin your life.”

dnf contender, not great

unreliable narrator….confusing timelines….this book is wild

FMC is hilarious, 5 stars so far (I hope I don’t jinx myself)

why are people so obsessed with this school?! It’s giving Voldemort

reread via audiobook - didn’t expect the Irish accent

all the “hella” and “mad” slang are pissing me off

Trigger warning for dead dog

0.4% of people in the UK have a life threatening bee allergy

Just read tusk love with my ears so really enjoying this narrator again

It’s giving hawk girl / hawk boy

a lot going on in this book. deaf rights/ableism, racism, adoption, COVID-19, police brutality

- points for use of "found her tribe"