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🎶 They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one. They’ve got their pitchforks and proof, their receipts and reasons. 🎶

This book satiates my slight obsession with The Crucible

*reads about the vampire-Indian hiding in a white poachers’ camp, witnessing the poachers SA a boy, then slaughtering everyone in sight, then burning the camp, then standing in the moonlight mourning the hundreds of buffalo carcasses spread around him*

“Guess I finally got to the horror part….”

Slow start—Jones’s writing style is hard to wrap my head around—but it’s eerie so far.

Idk the opening chapter being a plot between fallen angels to make havoc of God’s creation after He turns His attention away from men was sick as h*ll

This continues to feel like living through the Ball State Honors College simply because northeastern Indiana is hell

I still can’t get over chalk being the instrument of all magic—sooooooooo dark academia

Ugh, Nero our bisexual icon!! Slay queen! No, no, it’s okay that you offed your mother, wife…and well, most everyone else in your family. Be gay! Do crimes!

Absolutely wild that I’m having to corroborate historical “facts” in this book with other books I’ve read

A little cringe tbh to bring back the most powerful emperor in the kingdom only to blow him up with missile-launching zeppelins in the same chapter

Oh, Rin. Nothing like making out with your ex best friend’s father and then burning him alive, huh?

Oh she’s a war criminal, got it 🤟