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jen is 68% done with The Night We Met (Say You'll Remember Me, #2)

oh of course. literally whatever.

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jen is 59% done with The Night We Met (Say You'll Remember Me, #2)

ok i’m really running out of patience at this point i fear. come on now. everyone get SERIOUS.

— 2 hours, 29 min ago Add a comment

jen is 49% done with Educated

oh wow :(

— 4 hours, 56 min ago Add a comment

jen is 34% done with The Night We Met (Say You'll Remember Me, #2)

kinda very weary of the position we are currently in… trying to trust the process…. but i don’t really trust abby’s processes these days so….

— 11 hours, 48 min ago 1 comment

jen is 83% done with The Last Olympian (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #5)

THE WORLD WAS COLLAPSING, AND THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY MATTERED TO ME WAS THAT SHE WAS ALIVE

— Feb 16, 2026 04:07PM Add a comment

jen is 73% done with The Last Olympian (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #5)

tears in my eyes. this is crazy.

— Feb 16, 2026 03:32PM Add a comment

jen is 40% done with The Last Olympian (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #5)

“morpheus has put the entire island of manhattan to sleep. the invasion has started.” buzzy as hell i’m shaking

— Feb 16, 2026 08:45AM Add a comment

jen is 63% done with The Fundamentals of Being a Good Girl

now tell me why a professor who is also considering running for office would think that putting on a scandalous halloween costume and going bar hopping in said college town is a good idea???

— Feb 11, 2026 09:22PM Add a comment

jen is 50% done with The Fundamentals of Being a Good Girl

so #overit i didn’t even move at the first use of “baby.” a greater woman would dnf and move on with her life but alas.

— Feb 11, 2026 08:47PM Add a comment

jen is 12% done with The Fundamentals of Being a Good Girl

not to be negative again, but the excessive footnotes are so unnecessary and annoying me a lot

— Feb 11, 2026 05:00PM Add a comment

jen is 4% done with The Fundamentals of Being a Good Girl

this many characters in chapter 1 should be a crime my brain is about so combust

— Feb 10, 2026 09:54PM Add a comment

jen is 89% done with No Matter What

i’m crying my eyes out btw. if anyone even cares.

— Feb 07, 2026 05:24PM Add a comment

jen is 71% done with No Matter What

“don’t forget the socks” A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— Feb 07, 2026 04:13PM Add a comment

jen is 54% done with No Matter What

baby :)

— Feb 07, 2026 01:52PM Add a comment

jen is 36% done with No Matter What

a craigslist ad for “naked people with pure hearts” oh my sweetie pie jellybean fairy cupcake princess roz i love you

— Feb 07, 2026 12:27PM Add a comment

jen is 83% done with Sparks Fly

like…. duh??????? surely he is not this dumb????

— Feb 04, 2026 06:56PM Add a comment

jen is 15% done with Sparks Fly

i’m having war (buzzfeed) flashbacks…

— Feb 04, 2026 03:02PM Add a comment

jen is 7% done with The Re-Do List

black coffee drinker slander :( life is so hard :(

— Feb 02, 2026 08:17PM Add a comment

jen is 25% done with Playing for Keeps

arms up :) yay :)

— Jan 31, 2026 09:56PM Add a comment

jen is 2% done with Playing for Keeps

going to try really really hard to ignore the tayvis of it all. it’s really hard already but i am going to persist. maybe.

— Jan 31, 2026 08:25PM Add a comment

jen is 36% done with Half His Age

don’t know if the use of the r word was necessary here but ok

— Jan 31, 2026 05:00PM Add a comment

jen is 57% done with The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #2)

need to meet this diva who turns men into guinea pigs

— Jan 31, 2026 01:17PM Add a comment

The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #2)

jen is 82% done with Carrie Soto Is Back

“we live in a world where exceptional women have to sit around waiting for mediocre men” SAY THAT

— Jan 29, 2026 09:47PM Add a comment

jen is 80% done with Carrie Soto Is Back

PRINCESS DIANA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

— Jan 29, 2026 08:56PM Add a comment

jen is 66% done with Carrie Soto Is Back

oh no :(

— Jan 29, 2026 08:05PM Add a comment

jen is 19% done with In Stormy Weather

kind of #annoyed

— Jan 25, 2026 02:28PM Add a comment

jen is 39% done with The Best Dog in the World: Essays on Love

wasn’t emotionally prepared for an essay on a little girl puggle… whatever…

— Jan 22, 2026 09:21PM Add a comment

The Best Dog in the World: Essays on Love

jen is 90% done with The Frozen River

MARTHA BALLARD THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!

— Jan 22, 2026 09:32AM Add a comment

jen is 78% done with The Frozen River

PAUL REVERE MENTION? EVERYONE CHEERED!

— Jan 22, 2026 08:11AM Add a comment

jen is 76% done with The Frozen River

today feels like a good day to be a man hater

— Jan 22, 2026 07:37AM Add a comment

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