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so this is like rly good

i got tickets for the imax 70mm first screening but not the vistavision bc my reaction time is slow. this is also evidenced by me starting the book 2 weeks before the screening in question

whatever

john wayne mention ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

ok so i am investing in honor levy stock. sorry. <3

the tiny things we know to be small

iowa writers workshop shade

unfortunately i treat poets like this too

god it must've been so lit to lib out in claremont in november 2008

i'm so emotional already this is gonna be a strong contender for top chicago novel for me. hopefully it doesn't get to obama inauguration in the timeline i won't survive that

rebuking the behavior of the didion cult of young women then immediately pivoting to compare joans body and eating habits to the austere discipline of her writing is kind of like. well

book clubbing w jenna. on the epigraph and my heart rate is already elevated

we have to be cultivating a relationship w cliche instead of rejecting it outright maybe. this is so wow

luv when it gets busy at the lesbian lit fic and the girls start serving science metaphor

is lin manuel miranda standard english a necessary fixture of holding a mirror to the moment. is it so abject because it is true

i get soooo geeked when pynchon starts writing free verse poetry abt oil

i started tender is the flesh and i dont think im making it through im so sorry yes animal processing bad yes human capacity for violence under the right circumstances higher than we want to imagine it just didnt compel me im SORRY

come onnn dont bring covid into this

this shit is torturous im not gonna survive it

hey guys. it's taking me so long to finish this book and well thats for one good reason every time i read a sentence it kisses me and then breaks my ribs while a supercut of all my most painful moments of childhood social ineptitude play projected on the wall behind us so understandably i need to take a breather sometimes

deep fucked up irony of reading the book abt malewriter attention bc my favorite malewriter recommended me this author. powerwashing my brain rn

OH...

ew no david

"ayla hadn't given her anything, hadn't opened up, not really. but she'd asked her for something." ok do u guys mind if i realize something abt myself real quick

god damn it she's done it again. sally rooney really has yet to miss