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A nonbinary monk in a city far far away in the future and they crave for crickets??? tell me more 😋

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS 😐

i’m losing my marbles.

where was this in a&p bruh

three hours and only made this far 🥀😩 HELPPPPPP

Liza don’t make me side with a man please 😩. Pull that stick out of your ass for goodness sake.

it’s a nonchalant competition but your competition is mersault… 🥀

i forget how much i hate existentialism, reading this book feels like putting myself in time out for no reason.

if i was as indifferent as meursault i would rule the world 🙂‍↕️ but i cry watching tiktoks so im nerfed.

i’ve never cringed so much reading a book before.

i love a good potato chip book tbh 🙂‍↕️

i don’t think i remember this book being as cringey as it is but i’m quickly being proven wrong. 👁️👁️

i don’t remember this being

GET OFF HER 😭 CAN SHE NOT GET SA’D FOR LIKE ONE CHAPTER PLEASEEEEEE

i have never tabbed a book so much in my life. the entire book is just female rage and i’m loving every second of it. fridaus you are my icon, you are my queen.

this lowkey feels like a fever dream and i’m not even sure what the hell is going on but i need to start reading again so we ball.

i still dont know what’s going on in the house of commons 🙂↕️

im so lost it’s not even funny

i couldnt despise this man any less ☺️🤞🏽

holy shit what the heck 🕴🏼 i rlly need to start reading the back of books

idk wtf is going on but marrying a 16 year old (forcing her more like 🙄) is insane as a 41 year old

if this gets angsty, i will be jumping out the window. (which probably will happen anyway but wtv)