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omg what if you're a werewolf and the only other werewolf u know is a techbro who says things like "move fast and break things"

oh this slaps

"Why not shoot yourself, actually, rather than finish one more excellent manuscript on which to gag the world?"

devastated to report that will darling just punched his way INTO a problem

very excited to see people stan Kim because so far all he's done is show up and be like "Right-o!" when Will LITERALLY STOMPED A GUYS BALLS

what happens with kim. what does he do that tops that

the fade to black during a sex scene making me feel like a prurient little troll, breathing heavily on the window outside their bedroom so I can scribble "LET ME SEE" on the fogged glass

the longer this series goes on the funnier and hotter it gets and I'm like ???? how dare you charlie adhara i have chores! and a job!

every mention of "Patient Zero," Gaetan Dugas, is unbearably cruel. I know there's a documentary and a book demystifying his role in the crisis, but you only have to look at YouTube comments on videos about him to see that the harm Shilts deliberately does here (in interviews around 1987 he calls Dugas a "psychopath") is irreparable

With all the viciousness I can muster: I hope you are burning in hell, Ronald Reagan

just checked my diary and we have the same tendency toward histrionics so feeling prettttty keen on rousseau right now. hope he is a good father

just checked my diary and we have the same tendency toward histrionics

all i can think about is what it would be like to be a french person seeing the play in 1905. like what the fuck man

Connie Brockway!!!! *shakes fist*

this is extremely charming

Not sure why Coldbreath makes this a second chance because she doesn't seem to be that interested in their shared past.

Not sure why Coldbreath makes this a second chance because she doesn't seem to be that interested in their shared past.

I am absolutely winded. I'm weeping.

i cannot believe how good this is

this is incredible work

I always say I'm sick of ballroom historicals and then I read a really good one!!!

"Culloden cleared the way for the launch of capitalist Scotland. It was a bloody birth, but that's the norm for capitalism."

I've never been more invested in a Secret Santa in my LIFE

if these two losers (affectionate) don't fucking kiss soon

still hits! this is probs my favorite early aughts PNR series

Two all of you third act breakup haters: you're missing out on an incredibly obvious joke. I can come on here and be like, "Things are going so well! I'm sure nothing will tear this couple apart" and we can all have a good chuckle about it. Would you deprive me of that experience??? Unconscionably cruel.

Had to immediately pause and check to make sure Lanyon is a love interest because !!!

sue tinder you will always be famous (to me)

i have read this book before AND seen every movie adaptation and I still! get! flustered!

Oh no this is... not good

oooooh i'm gonna be sick (complimentary)