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Thanks Obama (seriously, for calling out Zuck)

Ok ch 35 is where we get to the important stuff

Why does it feel like she’s broke and everyone she works with is in the 0.1%

Sarah do you not know what it means to wake up in the icu u r unwell chill

This is painful. Say no Sarah!! CEOs are not gods!!

For such a slow book how is this such an emotional ride

Jodie is insane

Ok which book has the ninth floor it’s constantly teased

These are addictive

Tf is that first chapter I thought this was pretty prose about trees

Reallyyyy losing me at this John Thomas part

Why does this author insist on describing everyone’s pubic hair

Beth please stop telling me how gorgeous Gabriel is

Divorce that man Patty!!!!!!!

Get. Back. To. The. Shipwreck.

The rest is so boring so far