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Astronauts do not, contrary to this authors repeated insistence, need to be stoic. They do, however, need to be competent. If you have a misfiring piece on your shuttle maybe just dont break the rules that are in place to keep you alive and you won't end up with shuttle pieces in your abdomen.

I'm trying really hard to give popular novels a chance and stop being a cynical grouch. But I am less than one page in and the narrator mentions seing the seven oceans from space. Last I checked there are not seven oceans on this planet.

This has to be a joke. His solution to social media is to have the government buy it and turn it into a public utility. Sure let's just saddle taxpayers with trillions upon trillions of dollars of extra debt to solve a problem that I know for a fact the federal government is completely incapable of fixing.

Am I really supposed to accept that a bunch of hormonal teenagers are the best thieves and criminals in the world? The cream of the crop and two of them have already been caught unawares and helpless.

I have great faith in a historian who admits to never having heard of events in his own book but someone else promised him it was true