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Pls don’t judge me if this takes me three months to read 🫣

It’s Super Bowl Sunday

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Oh my golly gee I had to set this sucker aside for a sec from intense second hand embarrassment

Zillionth time’s the charm 😁

How do you actuallyyyyy recovery from this much grotesque trauma

@alexis @emma

Sooo they making this a Disney princess movie when?

😟 why did nobody warn me omg

I’m getting flashbacks of the war (booktok 2020)

This is so clevaaaaa

I’m freaking out

I’m rllyyyyy scared to read the end of this

It’s timeee 🫣🫣🫣

Idk if I can do this

Uh ohhhh I’m struggling to turn off my critical thinker alarms that are going beep beep beep

If I had a nickel for every epilogue I’ve read in which everyone left alive marries each other and all their kids are named after the deceased, I’d have two nickels #JamesSiriusPotter

One thousand pages 😭😭😭

Checkpoint 2/3 🪩🪩🪩

Leo, I have been confused out of my mind for 756 pages and NOW you supply me a map? Petition for 300 more maps to be added pls