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Taking me forever to read but honestly it really isn't as bad at the last few... Which isn't saying much.

I'm struggling through this admittedly. It's all Dan Brown's fault!!!!

Would die for a reality series about the drama of Alaskan glacier pilots lmfao

This is neverending

You're right, Jon, I see no appeal in ice climbing!

Not to give Brown too much credit, but I actually do find the zealot in this one to be interesting, and the way he's tying into the story is intriguing.

Maybe he's always been like this and I'm just realizing now, but Brown structures his books as if he knows it's going to be adapted to film or television.

Pretty cool so far. Maybe I should try climbing... But perhaps maybe not.

It's really odd how Brown attempts to ignore the events of all of the previous novels, yet repeatedly refered to Langdon as a famous Symbologist. Like brother, he's only famous because he's been on so many adventures. Why does Brown want me to believe that Langdon had a really easy going and peaceful life before the events of each book? Why does Langdon say he's never had a near death experience when he did in Origin

He can't even wait that long before reminding the reader that something unexplainable ISN'T happening

Why do people think it's a good idea to get the law against Langdon, as if, famously, the law wasn't always after him in vain?

Ok cool I see what's going on here. Clever. NOT!

Krakauer is kind of a beast. You're (he's) telling me he was the first person to reach the summit???

This is quite catty. Krakauer really doesn't pull any punches.

What if the zealot is actually a good guy? I don't know. If I know Dan Brown this one is pretty much wrapped up already.

Mickey Mouse watch mentioned

Robert Langdon shouldn't leave New England again this is getting ridiculous.

Dan Brown write a book without a murderous zealot challenge!

It's so crazy how similar this already is to Origin. If you've read one Dan Brown book you've read them all.

Here we go again. Barely 10 pages into an almost SEVEN HUNDRED page book and Dan Brown has already managed to piss me off. I will give him credit, the thought of Robert Langdon dating an older woman?! That's new! Maybe he's learning, but already he seems to be getting old and cringe in his writing. Wrap it up Dan! You got a million wikipedia tabs open and a really slow computer. You wrote Da Vinci code just retire.

They gotta get off this damn mountain!!!

""and if the day came and I could save someone with my body, I would gladly do it.""

Why am I crying right now

No tea no shade but there are many first aid mistakes being made

This is fucking me up

The cops in Brave New World kinda rock

Shakespeare really is that good.

I really gotta start reading again

My problem is that the outside world seems a little too shitty