Hamish Critchley > Recent Status Updates

Man, the cannons. I am 17 and 21 and in between and Joyce is having a wonderful time talking to both of us at once. It’s happening it’s happening it’s happening GET EXCITED MAN THE CANNONS!

Wish me luck chat this is the definition of a doorstopper

Why read one from the reading list when I could have two twice the price?

Why is he cooking so hard like bro calm down 💀💀

This is stardew valley except a couple of the villagers are psychopaths

Got interrupted by reading list last time I’m actually so excited to read this ahehhahehsbah

Forgot how good this book was god I’m foaming at the mouth would you look at that don’t call ambulance I’m right where I want to be

GUESS WHOS BACK????

Chat this is an excellent remedy for the horrifying reality of Trump rn, the headlines mean nothing when Alex and Henry are snogging at a nye party I’ve cracked the code rlly

Silence all ye haters of Mr Heaneys tale of Mr Wulf, if you are caught hating you WILL be hung drawn and quartered in the town square no matter how time inaccurate it may be or shall be put to the rack! Don’t let the lesbians get excited, it’s the stretching kind that will snap thee in twain!! Type shit

Yippee!

I’m going to be beyond irritating about this book I fear

Well we’ll see won’t we

Putting myself through it again #masochism

Boots

Not taking questions at this time

It begins

Batshit

And u would do it too for a check

And whaaaaat. Yeh I said it, the Audiobook is fire

*sigh* i held them off as long as i could