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whenever a man is described as a nice mild mannered loving husband there’s always something sinister and dark going on

it’s always a man trying to induct a woman into a cult

obsessed with the idea of dantes using his new fortune to cosplay as an abbot and then an englishman to find out everyone’s business

what da hell going on

I actually cannot fathom how bad the castle must smell like the constant mentions of how stinky Phosyne’s room is makes me SICK

“I swear on my life I will never leave your side even if that means never escaping this horrid prison”
“Cheers”

anyone here who hasn’t already tasted human meat?????

obsessed with the way Luke is just a handbag of a character like not doing anything except carrying brandy around

obsessed with the way Luke is just a handbag of a character like not doing anything except carrying brandy around

gay Theo in every universe even the 50s <3

guys im so freaking scared rn

luke immediately after spreading gossip: guys we shouldn’t be gossiping

god please grant me the ability of reading at super speed so I can be free

I can’t describe how much I don’t gaf about maia and Jordan

I sure hope there’s no incest in this one

villefort might actually be worse than the men who framed dantes like …. Not even motivated by jealousy or vengeance, just cowardice and fear?? what a waste of space

i forget already that Dantes is only 19 when he’s arrested like yes of course he loves his dad his boss and his wife and nothing else😭😭 leave him alone