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all men do in victorian novels is piss me off

every time i hear about a man putting on tight fitting jeans a cold chill runs down my spine

giving me ulcers

this is bad

is he Really a dick or is that autism just Undiagnosed

when ilya’s self deprecating thoughts come in he absentmindedly reframes the thought using kind things that shane has said/thought about him what if i fucking scream and cry

he called me an idiot in front of his entire team after we had sex and then told me to fuck off! should i keep fucking on?

“Oh, vouchsafe unto me a will of ice. Acquaint me with the true natures of “human beings.” Is it not a sin for a man to push aside his fellow? Vouchsafe unto me a mask of anger.”

this book is for people who love commas /pos

he’s so hot ! should i verbally abuse him?

oh my god i absoluely fucking hate this guy words cannot even begin to describe the absolute loathing i feel towards him. i literally am angry as i’m reading this book because i cannot escape it; i have to read it for school. Most of this hatred is the fault of the authors’ dicksuckery—the only way to ensure that i will die happy is if i go the rest of my life never fucking hearing jim morrison‘s name again

ox i love you so much i love you literally so much but holy fucking shit how many heartfelt cheeseball corncake cliche speeches can you give and how isn’t anyone in this pack like hooolly fuck atp just grow your hair out buy some chacos and tell depressed people that they’re sad bc they aren’t connected to nature enough and need to meditate and let the vibrations of the earth heal their heart chakras holy Fuck

“It is curious, but the cathedrals of melancholy are not necessarily demolished if one can replace the vulgar ‘What a messy business it is to be fallen for’ by the more literary ‘What uneasiness lies in being loved.”

“All of the ways I have survived, and for what?”