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Explain to me why Jacob doesn’t end up with Leah? They both have a very similar history with the person they love. Leah doesn’t take his bs and tells him how it is. Like Stephanie…come on. If you wanted to prove that the imprinting thing isn’t romantic, why didn’t we give Jacob another love interest? Genuinely.

Leah also called herself menopausal lol which whatever…but it’s just weird to mix that in with ‘maybe she’s not as female as she should be’ as if being a ‘whole female’ is mostly dependent on one’s ability to have kids 😷

Also Jacob thought ‘maybe she’s not as female as she should be’ to explain why Leah can’t imprint & that she probably can’t conceive or at least can’t pass on the werewolf gene.does that mean Ratatouille can pass on the werewolf gene?

Oh so we’re confirming that imprinting is ab who you can procreate best with (idk how that works w/ Ratatouille)💀

It’s hilarious to me that so much of this book is from a guy’s perspective and not the literal pregnant person to which everything is revolving around. So telling🤦‍♀️

Yall

And now we’re hating on and discounting IUI and IVF as invalid forms of having a child and that’s just ‘some generic kid, and not any random baby will be good enough’ my flabbers r gasted

Holy fuck this is fucked up

Edward is telling Jacob that he can try changing Bella’s mind by promising to Bella that she can have Jacob’s ‘puppies’ (his words, not mine) if she still wants kids that badly. I’m telling ya’ll, these two dudes are obsessed with each others bedroom habits in a way no sane person can see as straight.

Jake: “Did you ever notice she’s exactly as strong as a normal 110 pound human girl... hold her down and knock her out with drugs.”

Edward: “I wanted to.”

Guys this is not what we mean by pro-choice. Yes I hate this book. This is the dumbest situation Meyer could’ve come up with to conclude this story. And this is the perfect showcase of why i fucking hate BOTH Ed and Jake

“I was all hot, my fingers trembling, on the edge, ready and waiting.”


WOAH there Jacob boy. Didn’t realize you were all hot and bothered by Ed. 🤭

Oh fucking kill me im in Jacob’s POV (also did the movies just forget that he has siblings?)

Was describing the indigenous woman’s food as vomit-inducing and smelling like onions and fish really necessary

god she’s so male centered. She’s dreaming about what her life would’ve been like if she grew up with a sibling—an older brother, specifically. Now she’s imaging the life she’ll have with her new baby—a boy, she’s already decided. Bella is giving those tiktok ‘boy moms 🤪🤪’ like stop.

Also she’s needs to stop referring to it as ‘my little nudger’ I’m begging.

It’s still so hilarious to me that Ed is all ‘it’s too dangerous to bone again’ when like…there’s other things you can do…that wouldn’t involve Ed being in a position where he could hurt her lol. Like get creative🤦‍♀️

YO GOODREADS FINALLY UPDATED THEIR STAR RATING SYSTEM 💃🏼💃🏼

Me and Mary are one in the same. Both as children obsessed with Finding Bigfoot and River Monsters 💅🏻

Cowboys, vampires, and an eldritch sun god, oooooo baby 💃🏼💃🏼

Damn I love me some ‘ya 99% of demon possession based horror is actually just hardcore sexism, racism, and propaganda against minorities’ discussions

So far it’s mid but clear.

Uh update I don’t think grandma is grandma

Ok rlly the only character I like now is the grandma but like…that monologue went on a bit long

Hey so we dont have to describe the way the 8 y/o child is peeing for the third time okay?

Bro why r these parents always getting drunk in front of their 8 y/o child

Idk just throw the whole kid away

“You need an exorcist.”

Yeah…that either works, deus ex machina style, or it just pisses the demon off.

An 8 y/o doesn’t know what a demon is?

Gotta be honest, this guy doesn’t rlly know how to write an 8 y/o girl. She written like she’s both 4 and 14. And the narrator is reading her like she’s 3.

Welp, my library just acquired this series…the whole series. I watched the show a while ago. Enjoyed it enough but I also do t really remember any of it already pfft. Heard the author is kinda a pos so…let’s see what the fuss is about.

Also kinda forgot the fmc’s name in the first one is Hannah 🫪