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“fortunately, geniuses understand that young men are often fools”

i fear i may struggle with this book

i fear i may struggle with this book

literally what is happening

can i finish this book before the new year

uh oh

bonking in the workplace ??????

queen forgave him far too quick for my liking

why are the men in these books so unbelievably difficult and unlikeable i literally want them all to die

is the time to start tonguing each other straight after a near death experience

reading this series again everyone wish me luck because the other ones were TERRIBLE x

taking me so long to read because i’m been choosing to watch i’m a celeb instead #oops

i am hoping this will be a nice and short palate cleanser after reading wild card which was BORING

why does every man in this book have a victim complex 🤮

this book survived a robbery to be BANG AVERAGE

200 pages of a miserable man DONT CARE

is she gets back with matt this whole book will have been for nothing and i will rate it 1 star

they’ve not even known eachother 2 months ????

WHY ARE WE BONKING AT A CHILDREN’S PARTY

“she’s wearing an orange dress with little white polka dots and a soft flowing skirt. i want to flip it up and see what’s underneath”
??????? i’m sorry did we forget the part where we are at a CHILDS SIXTH BIRTHDAY PARTY ??????????

the bar is on the floor for these men

i hope this one is better than the last book

oh yeah my money is on a 5 star read SO FAR SO GOOD

i can’t stand rhett # HOT TAKE

this possessive characteristic IS NOT CUTE in getting the ick

now why he he taking a shot from her boobs in PUBLIC why are we practically making a porno in a bar

oh yeah classic dead parent alert ‼️‼️‼️‼️

not another slow burn

FINALLY ‼️

half way through and still no bonking ?